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Narcissistic Jerks/Jerkettes... [Mar. 3rd, 2011|05:38 am]
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So I've been scolded and told I don't post anymore. I could have easily stayed bunkered down and worked on many assignments coming up, but instead I've come out of hiding! *Spreads arms out* "Here I am world!! Be in awe.. at my AWEsomeness!"

As usual, I blog at the most inappropriate times, but I've come to a dramatic realization: I'm no better than people that have high standards.

I'm talking about relationships of course. So think. You probably know someone that is holding out for that ideal person and wont accept anything less: smart, funny, rich, hot, excellent credit rating, etc, etc.... People like that.... Narcissistic jerks/jerkettes. Clearly, nothing is wrong with them. It's everyone else that has problems... Of course, on the other side of the spectrum, we have the desperate. Those who will throw themselves upon any other member of the opposite sex with a pulse. There's them. Clearly, everything is wrong with them and everyone else is an improvement. So kiddies, get out your thick crayons, grab one by the fist, draw a Venn Diagram, and label the two circles accordingly. Most people I think are somewhere in the overlapping area.


And then there's this weird third circle (which if you haven't figured, I've put myself in). Those who realize and accepts that people are flawed. So they end up looking for someone who is flawed perfectly.. I imagine there are two groups of people right now: Those that get exactly what I'm talking about and those that want to unfriend me immediately. "What do you mean 'flawed perfectly'? You want someone who has problems?" Simple answer: Yes. More accurate answer: Yes and no. The reasoning for why you would want to filter this way is hard to describe, and varies from person to person, but approaching it this way, whether you intend it or not, it... individualizes the partner searching process... You're looking for quirks. And quirks make people who they are.

So what's worse: Not recognizing that people have flaws or wanting someone flawed, but only in a particular way?



Maybe I'm just a plain narcissist. I do love me much. <3



(FYI: Not in response to anything.)
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My Date with the Double Down [Oct. 21st, 2010|12:05 pm]
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By popular demand, I am to report about the KFC Double Down. Well people, this is the best way I can describe it. Imagine a slut. But not just any slut. The most infamous slut anybody has told you about... And then you're told she recently moved and now lives two blocks down... Wouldn't you like to... you know.... "meet" her... even just out of curiosity?

So what's the deal with it, why is it so infamous? Because it's unlike any sandwich you have ever tried. Instead of bread, it is two pieces of chicken!! And slotted in between are two other manly ingredients, cheese and bacon. If you don't think it's a big deal, it is. This is the sandwich that defies all sandwiches, and with the added bonus of it's raw, unsophisticated, irresponsible and unapologetic character. It's something a 6-year old child would come up with. I can see it now: "Mommy, what if instead of bread, it was chicken?!" If you think about it like that, the double down embodies such innocence and simple execution that it is almost impossible to hate on those grounds. 

But seriously now, I know you just wanna know one thing: Is it any good? Short answer: YES! Long answer: Sort of. "I" think it was good, but I'm the equivalent to a human garbage can. One general consensus though is it was very salty, so if you decide to get it, buy a soda... seriously, get the soda; you will need it. Besides that though, as unsophisticated as it sounds on paper, it's a different story when you bite into it. It's crispy and soft and chewy and greasy all at the same time. It was also very easy to eat, unlike large burgers where the bun and/or burger can be tough. It's small, so if you're value oriented, it might be a deal breaker for that reason, but again, it makes it easy to eat. It's expensive... it's ~$7, but when you get into that tier of premium fast food, looking at the competition, I would probably get the double down over other choices...

Going back to the slut analogy, this is definitely a sandwich that you'd be too ashamed to bring home to show your mom, but that isn't the idea... It also isn't an everyday sandwich that you would have on a regular basis, either because it's filling (it's lunchtime the day after and I still don't feel hungry) or because it's expensive or because of your concern for your health... but again, that isn't the idea... Down to it's core though, it's a good sandwich. It just can't help being what it is and living the lifestyle that it chooses. Unlike fast foods that try to pretend that they're not fast foods, this one just puts it's hands on its hips, sticks its chest out and smiles with unwavering truth. If you enter it with the mindset that you want something disgusting, gross and tastes good, you will NOT be disappointed.

Go and try it. It's only in Canada for a limited time. Maybe people will judge you poorly if you go out of your way for it, but you know what? Put your hands on your hips, stick your chest out and smile with unwavering truth. =D
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Money Go In. Money Come Out. [Jun. 17th, 2010|09:45 am]
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Tags: [comic, dilbert, sleep, computer, grandpa, bank, money, mac, work,  food]



Sigh. Life without a computer is terrible. I have nothing better to do at home now than to turn out the light and go to bed... but I've been managing. For instance, I went to go see my grandpa yesterday; yes, of course there was a catch.. I went to go mow his lawn. How quaint, right? In a world when we have Internet tubes flowing every which way and 'Open Sesame' type gliding doors, our society still need to maintain something as frivolous as grass.

But ok.. I'm game.. Grass cutting and destroying wild Pokemon habitat of was the mission for the day. It was time to bust out the tablecloth plaid shirt and button up them overalls.. After about 1.5 hours had past and I raked everything up, I had enough grass to make a grass monster.. probably enough to make another Oscar the Grouch. That was it.. nothing really eventful other than the fact that I forgot that rose bushes had thorns and saw the biggest weed I had ever encountered in my life. It was so big, I couldn't even root it out... I could only chop off the leaves and part of the stem. Want a visual image? The root was half the size of my wrist.

Other things I do now is run errands. I've been to the bank 2 times in the past 5 days, and I need to go back tonight. For the past two times I been there, I got one of the new tellers who has this act of giving people advice.. While his advice is usually quite sound, he does it in a way where it makes him seem snooty and untrustworthy like a car salesman. Worse actually... at least when you go to a car salesman, you expect to get cheesed. All I wanted was to deposit a cheque (Yay! Money!) and he ended up giving me a breakdown about getting overdraft protection and a tax free savings account and changing my credit card type. Why can't you let me simplify my banking?! Money go in. Money come out.

Better yet, why can't I get the cute teller? I don't remember your name because it's an atypical one, but I think it begins with a D and you've been working there for a long time. You closed an account for me once, and crushed my old credit card with one hand. Oh, and you smile a lot. =)


Ugh... I need friends... and a life... and a haircut.


More Mac frustrations. You know how many times I needed to restart this post because of the stupid quirk that command+right arrow jumps the keyboard cursor to the end of the line when typing, but command+left arrow will go back a page in the browser?? Rar!

Consolation: Tenant pub night tonight. Free food. =)
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My Laptop Died. [Jun. 9th, 2010|10:15 am]
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My laptop died. I am super super bummed out. If you see me and I look fine on the outside, trust me, I'm crying on the inside. It was so unexpected too. It died the way you would normally find someone die. You leave the computer on while you go downstairs to get something to eat and take a shower and you come back and it won't turn on anymore. =|

Sigh... I'm not too sad about my beloved Asus G1 actually dying.. it's lasted me every day for 3 years. I'm sad because I don't know what to do now.... that and I now have to use a Mac at work... I'll get to my transition pains in a moment. But first my dilemma.

I'm pretty sure it's a motherboard problem, in which case it would cost me around $200 to fix. At that kinda price, and the fact that my computer is like a dinosaur, I'm seriously considering getting a new computer. I really really want to budget myself to around $1000 for a new machine, preferably less. Ideally, I want Asus again, because they've been pretty reliable and they're good value for money. So I go looking around on my typical places to buy laptops: Canada Computers, Newegg, PC Village.. even Best Buy and Future Shop. All of them kept on disappointing me one after an other for a couple of reasons.

People.. I want to talk to you about something called resolution. It's this weird concept that people don't seem to understand cause everyone is too into screen size to care. Resolution is how much screen space you have within your screen. The bigger the resolution, the smaller everything is in proportion because you have more real estate.

ALL sub $1000 laptops, and even ones poking into the $1500s now are sporting this awkward number of 1366x768... The ugliness of those number alone makes me want to puke. It doesn't matter what screen size I look at.. 13 inchers, 15 inchers, 17 inchers... all have 1366x768, while my Asus G1 is a whopping 1680x1050 in 15.6. I can't find anything that glorious anymore, and it really pisses me off because my screen size directly affects my level of productivity... or non-productivity... You'd think technology would catch up and that prices for such screens would come down, but it seems like people don't seem to care about resolution but into things like processors and Windows 7.

So it still begs the question of what I'm going to do... I could pay ~200 to get the fix and just extend my life support, or pay ~800 for something that I won't be happy with.


Anyways, if you haven't seen me on MSN or being active on Facebook, that's why. I only use the compy at work to surf, which is sub optimal cause it's a Mac. Mind you, this is the very first encounter I ever had with a Mac so it's like learning how to walk. There are many little things that frustrate me, like copy and pasting... It's not Ctrl+C; it's Command+C... and the command key is in the place where the Alt button would be. That drives me crazy. There's also something weird about the anti-aliasing on this computer. I don't know why, but it just frustrates me, and I don't know how to change it. Oh.. and people all know how I hate using tabs on firefox and I rather just have multiple windows because it was faster to do Alt+Tab than Ctrl+Tab? Yea... I can't do that anymore, because I don't know how to switch between multiple Windows on the Mac... F9 is not a luxury (as someone suggested), it's a necessity. Oh.. and I can't seem to resize windows just by dragging out the edges. Oh... and my thumb drive doesn't work for me to install portable apps (cause I can't install anything on this compy) cause it's formatted with Windows NTFS and nobody else at work, except for PJ the devy, can help me with that.. but I don't want to have to bug him.

Other than that though, the Mac is fine. It does what I need it to do for work, and I'm kind of indifferent about it all now. Oh.. and the only consolation I have about the Mac is I now have Foxkeh for my Firefox Persona.


My leg is getting better. I can walk now. Still can't seem to cross my leg.


Sigh.. life...
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I Owe Myself $1,000,000,000 Now... [Jun. 2nd, 2010|04:29 pm]
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Actually, In response to my last post, you can top ice cream bars.... CAKE!!! ^^
(Part of the Canadian Citizenship Ceremony)

I Owe Myself $1,000,000,000 Now...

I don't know what's in red frosting, but it's good.

Whee.. Back to work.
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...I'll give you $1,000,000,000. [Jun. 1st, 2010|03:27 pm]
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I am having the best work day ever!! If you can tell me how you can beat getting away from a lonely, confining office desk into the great, breezy summer outdoors (with WiFi, of course) and being served leftover ice cream bars from Doors Open Toronto, I'll give you $1,000,000,000. (Spread evenly over 1,000,000,000 days.)

And to add to the awesomeness, someone told me I had a very "flat stomach" and asked if I worked out:
Guy: "What do you do? Crunches? Sit ups?"
Me: "I suck it in."
Honestly, that's the best compliment I can get... I take pride in knowing I don't do squat. Laziness FTW.


I'm sorry I haven't been posting much lately you guys. I'll do another post soon (later this week), I promise.

I need to get back to work now.



....My god this weather is so fudgin' awesome!!

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My Asian Thriftiness Emerges. Buy buy buy!! [May. 14th, 2010|02:37 pm]
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I hate reality. That's why whenever possible, but not seemingly pathetic, I try to visit dreamworld as much as possible. Do you know why dreamworld is so awesome? Same reason why I love kids: Spontaneous, unpredictable, incoherent entertainment. And plus, it's the only time I get to spend time with dream me. Honestly, if you think real me is cool, the dream me is SO much more cooler.

For example, last night dream me was a soccer star. Not ACTUAL boring, low scoring soccer though, god no.. even dream me knows better than that. No, this was the kind where you played on a small court with a tennis ball and had small metal nets and was fast paced. Dukers, remember??? THAT was how I spent my childhood recess and lunch breaks.. If you had a tennis ball back then, you were a savior.

Anyways, dream me isn't afraid of physical activity like real me, and so he was just scoring at every possible opportunity. It was almost to the point where it was like.... "Wth, why is scoring so simple?" ...and that's when it finally hit me when I woke up. Dreamworld doesn't have any physics in it.... at least, not any motion with higher degrees of freedom. Everything always seems to move linearly or deterministically via start-to-finish waypoints, with no concept of chaos or non-uniformity... Every process that goes on is like a black-box function, and that's where the dreamworld is actually limited... This feels kinda like a no-duh kinda comment, but the dreamworld will never be a perfect simulation of reality.. I'm sad now. I shouldn't have woken up... then I wouldn't have realized this and would still be scoring goals.


Ok. That's a lie. I am happy that I woke up. Do you know why?

Flashback:
I ran out of everyday gel last week... That's not enough to make me panic, but when the ONLY backup to my everyday gel ran out, THAT caused mass hyperventilation. Paper bags weren't enough!. But this got me thinking... I had a choice now! I could either buy my usual, relatively cheap L'Oreal Radical that I've been using for like... 3 years... or switch over to Axe Charged, which I ended up falling in love with due to mass sample hoarding.. A quest was insinuating.. off to the drugstore!

I ended up going to the Rexall at College Park, just cause it was there.. and there I had a hallelujah moment: L'Oreal Radical was on sale for $4. 4 dollars!!! Even No Frills is like 5 something... My Asian thriftiness emerges. Buy buy buy!!


So I woke up, brushed my teeth, shower, shaved, and then it was time to gel up. I took a dollop of gel in my hand, kneaded it around.. and right at that moment, I realized something was different than usual. It was a LOT more gluier: WAY more polymer fibers. Do you know what that means?? That means I can use less gel per session, which means even more money saving!! ...Thrifty Asian Simon peers his head out again.

I must make an effort to go back to the drugstore again and stock up like... two more. This better not be a fluke.


Nerdness / Cuteness: Dan the Man


Happy Belated New Moon.
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SC2 + CS5 = <3 [May. 5th, 2010|04:24 pm]
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Tags: [comic, garfield, cousin, movies, cards, sc2, photoshop, review, shana logic]



I knew it was a good investment for me to take the time and visit my cousins on the weekend, even if most of what I did involved sitting around watching beta game after beta game of Starcraft 2. Besides, it's not like I had anything better to do...

Actually, it wasn't all SC2. We (CI & co) went to go see How to Train Your Dragon and then played Munchkin Booty for 2 hours. Best card game ever! Honestly, how can you go wrong with a game that's about hard bargaining, teaming up and screwing over other players?

But back to SC2, after watching for hours, it finally got to me. I obtained a copy of it, and now I just practice teching and sparring against the computer. I must say, I really do suck. As much as I like the idea of RTSs, I'm never really any good at them. Someone teach me how to get my APM up! I'm not gonna Battle.net with randoms (or anyone for that matter cause, well, I need an account) until I feel like I'm somewhat competent.

Btw, I talked about this with some people but the idea of sending an SCV to scout the enemy at the beginning of the match: most unintuitive thing ever!! A noob player who just starts out would NEVER in their right mind come up with the idea of scouting on their own. I want to know who the first person was that started this. They were probably some kind of a prodigy. Or Korean. Or both.


You know what goes great with SC2? Photoshop CS5! Yep, I got it. After a disappointing experience with CS4, seeing Puppet Warp in action on Lynda.com, I knew that CS5 was worth my time and all the CS4 crap that I would need to endure was worth it. To me, puppet warp is the new liquify. It makes you feel like anything about object oriented manipulation is possible.

I was so into the idea of puppet warp that I didn't even care about the other sexy feature that was being raved about, Content Aware Fill, but I must say, it's really really handy and SUCH a time saver. No it's not perfect and will never match manual cloning & patching, but it's a whole lot faster and does a good enough job and sometimes, that's all you need. I just hotkey it with Alt+Ctrl+Shift+F, mash my fist down and boom, everything is covered up. It's SUPER accessible and anyone can do it... It's almost TOO easy... No longer will someone need people like me to get rid of blemishes or things like that.

And finally, the other thing I love about CS5 is that it's faster now!! That's the one gripe I had about CS4; how laggy even a simple brushstroke was. Well no more. There's a 64-bit version and the whole package is actually a whole lot smaller than I expected. Setup says it's only about 400 MB and everything seems so much more refined. This version is a winner people. Hang onto it.


And for those of you who don't have the slightest idea of what I talked about this entire post, here's a cute little chicken ball:

"Hand stitched with love." Only $12!
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Beep. [Apr. 16th, 2010|03:07 pm]
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Back to back day posts.. You people must feel super lucky. Actually, I feel super lucky: "I" am having an awesome day. I walk into the office a minute late into a meeting (woot for casual Fridays), we talked about... practically nothing for an hour.. then off to Margaritas on Baldwin for company lunch. Great little place... twas pleasantly surprised. Plus, what's not to love about margaritas at midday when the sun's shining?

We missed you JD: I'm calling you out on this... You should have been there.

And things continue to get better. Paul hooked me up with a Windows 7 Ultimate key via Technet subscription. Woot!! No more embarrassing, incessant "Please activate me" nag notifications anymore from my lingering RTM trial version. Gonna wait until after my exam on Monday to install. Tip: NEVER change ANYTHING on your computer during exam week. Last time that happened, I almost bricked my compy a day before my PSL302 exam.


Short post. Gotta fly.

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It Feels Like Satan Is Licking My Brain... [Apr. 15th, 2010|03:48 pm]
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Tags: [comic, dilbert, games, review, google, ideas, baseball, bacon, dvice, slashdot, moon]



Shh.. I have a secret to tell you. When I grow up, I want to be a medieval armchair general, commanding little action figure warriors with swords and mages wielding magic around a little paper map.. And occasionally when the figures and enemy figures meet midway, I sometimes make battle sound effects with my mouth. Yep. That's the dream.

I'm a silent sucker for sRPGs. Two of my favourite games are Fire Emblem and Tactics Ogre. Something really bugs me though. Apparently sRPGs are claimed to be a niche market; I can't understand why. To me, they overcome all the things I hate about RPGs and TBSs, mainly grinding and the lack of a sense of purpose. You have the option to grind as much as you want or drown yourself with story as much as you want.. They really don't offend. The only thing that keeps you from playing it is your unimaginative weak and feeble mind.

I obtained a copy of Rondo of Swords. I'll try to be brief. It's trying hard to be a Fire Emblem clone. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but it's somewhat frustrating in that they have an entirely different combat system... you run through enemies instead of attack them adjacently. It's quick to pick up, but the most  awkward of all aspects are magic / special attacks - you can't move and attack in the same turn.. only either or. Rarr! That has got to be the most unintuitive and frustrating thing for anyone that's ever played.. well, anything.  Considering a character can pretty much die in 1-4 hits and enemies just need to run through you, that means a character can potentially get hit more than 4 times, which is the maximum for melee attackers on standard sRPGs. The natural impression then is to wait for enemies to charge into range of you so you can launch a counter, but the AI is smart enough not to do that, so battles go at a snail's pace if you want to be conservative. This just equates to more thinking than I need to do.. which is fine, I can deal with it... at least I don't have a weak and feeble mind.


Do you like Google Street View? Do you like scavenger hunts? Well then brace yourselves for the greatest idea since Diet Coke & Mentos: Google Street View Scavenger Hunt!! It's just crazy enough to be interesting, and attainable enough that all we need is some brains behind it. It apparently already exists out there, but I say, ramp up the difficulty. Things like, "Find a car that predates 1970" or "Find a person in a Where's Waldo shirt". It'll be frustratingly fun. =) Lets make it happen!


How about them Jays? Too good to be true?

Baconness: Save the piggies – use Baconnaise instead!
Cuteness: When the Cat met the iPad.
Dietness: Avoid High Fructose Corn Syrups.
Geekness: To Eyefinity... and Beyond.
Cokeness: It's Hip to be Square.

Exam on Monday. Study maybe? =)

Happy Belated New Moon.
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How "I" Put Together A Resume [Apr. 7th, 2010|11:03 pm]
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Summer's almost here, which means there's going to be a massive influx of students looking for jobs. ...This is not bringing back good memories because last summer I wrote a ton of resumes. Well, a new campaign for most people is upon us and I'm doing a tweak right now, so I thought I would share with you all some things I do now on my resumes. Don't worry, this isn't the standard stuff they teach you... this is stuff I picked up myself and now I advocate. **Disclaimer: Use at your own discretion.

  1. Don't use existing templates.  In my grade 9 "Business and Technology" class, I was taught to select a template resume from the Microsoft Office database, change the name from "John Smith" to "Simon Xie" and continue the same process for the rest of the info. Screw that! To me, that pretty much says that you put no effort into the layout of your profile, and you're guaranteed to look like a clone. I built my resume layout from scratch, making sure it transitions well and it's well organized. It's not over the top either. Stay away from designs or colours. Professionally boring, but different, is the key.
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  3. Get rid of the objective statement. Lets face it. 98% of us will inevitably not know what to write here and resort to BSing something. 99% of the time, the person reading it won't care... so I say, why bother having it? That's precious space I could be using to write about how awesome I am.
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  5. Filter vs. Compile.  This one took me a while to refine. You know how they always tell you to tailor every resume so that it has all the relevant information for your job opportunity? Maybe if you're smart, you'll will have a generic resume that you just tweak. The problem is, if you apply to multiple jobs, you'll end up not remembering what your tweaks are, or scrambling through multiple versions of your resume to find all the "parts" you need. The solution: Put EVERYTHING you can write about yourself into one document. I mean it. Everything. If you do that, you can use that as your generic resume and then you can filter what you don't need rather then try to remember what you do. It's A LOT easier.
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  7. PDF vs. MS Word Document? This is kinda subjective, but I personally advocate taking the time to convert your resume and cover letters into PDF rather than leaving them as Microsoft Word documents. Several reasons: 1) Adobe Acrobat Reader is accessable to everyone. If you make the noob mistake of sending a .docx file, you're 70% likely the recipient can't open it, and won't make the effort to try. 2) If you use custom fonts, (which I don't actually advise, unless you're submitting it as a hardcopy), PDF is the only semi-viable way to do it. 3) PDF opens up maximized too 100% of the window - a subtle, but important point. This means, the real estate on the part of the recipient is better utilized, and is easier to read. 4) Ugly table border outlines with 0 width don't show up on PDFs. People will only see your pretty info.
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  9. Buzz words, buzz words, buzz words. A resume is pretty much like marketing yourself... and the standard trick marketers use is put key words that people want to hear. Same thing.. I'm not going to provide an example... you can figure it out on your own. Just don't overdo it or else you'll seem snooty.
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  11. "Interesting facts". [Experimental] I have yet to deploy this, but I want to at least consider the option. My goal is to have a section of my resume designated "Interesting facts." where I'll put maybe one or two interesting points about myself. Something like, "I love kids." or "I almost got trampled by an elephant once." (Just an example. I didn't really.) Why do I want to do this? Because it shows you're human!! If you keep it clean, compelling and interesting, during an interview, it might actually be a conversation starter. If you put something you can elaborate for hours about and know like the back of your hand, then guess what - you'll be in control of the interview, and you'll have connected with that person. I want it to be the same vibe as those mini 30 second interviews Alex Trebek has with the contestants on Jeopardy. Let me know what you think about this one...

So there you have it. Those are pretty simple tips. Probably not very useful, but cut me some slack... how revolutionary can resume writing get?

Ok... back to work.
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"What if we take the baking soda and put it on our shoe and RUN with it??" [Mar. 27th, 2010|03:43 pm]
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Tags: [comic, baby blues, kids, science, volunteer, names, hair, dvice, moon]



I love kids. Unlike movies or TV shows or life, they provide unlimited, unpredictable entertainment value. You never need to be self conscious in front of them, they will always love you, and you can just drown yourself in their simple, cute, naive nature...

I participated in the Science Circle event where we demoed simple science experiments to kindergartners. You know... like, how to make eggs float in water, how to get oil and water to mix and everyone's favourite, mixing vinegar and baking soda!

When me and Thiru walked in, we sat down in the kiddie chairs at the tables and presented ourselves as Simon the Scientist and Thiru the Scientist and our trusty BAG OF SCIENCE, which was just a No Frills bag re-enforced with a canvas bag that held all our stuff for the hour. If you can't already tell, we only had one objective in mind: to explode the kids minds with over-the-top sheer awesomeness! As soon as we made whipping cream into butter and made a huge mess with our vinegar and baking soda reaction, they thought we were science GODS, and we instantly gained their trust... almost like integrating ourselves in a community of chimps. Every kid wanted to volunteer for whatever we did afterwards, yelling "ME! ME! ME!" even when we just asked a simple question and was not looking for a volunteer. The kids would laugh spontaneously, fight spontaneously, cry spontaneously and blurt random stuff out:

"Did you wash your hands?"
"I'm pouring in the salt. LOL."
"Put the lemon juice into the cream!"
"Crack the egg!!"
"Are we baking a pie??"
"What if we take the baking soda and put it on our shoe and RUN with it??"

We couldn't even explain the science behind the stuff we were doing... The kids didn't even want to listen to us, or understood or cared. They just wanted us to do more cool stuff. We were there for only an hour, but I miss them already. =(


Speaking of kids, I forgot to report last post about Nymbler. The SS crew was talking about people's names and what you would name your kid and stuff, and I brought up this web app I heard back 3 years ago of a database of common names, and it will help you come up with alternative baby names for ones that you like (i.e. inspirations). Go look up your name and see the popularity trend over the years. You can honestly waste your day away with this thing...


Everyone always asks me, "Simon, how long does it take you to do your hair every morning?" and I would never ever have a good answer, because I didn't know. The standard answer I would always give is, "It depends what I do to it... and how long it is, and how obedient it's being... it takes anywhere from 30 seconds to 20 minutes."

Well, for the first time in 8 years, I've timed myself! I set up a little stopwatch on my sink and timed myself for the past 3 days...

The times:

Wednesday: 4 minutes, 35 seconds
Thursday: ~8 minutes
Friday: 1 minute, 32 seconds

Mean: 4 minutes, 42 seconds


Cleverness: Pure USB genius
Cleverness: No more cables on the floor
Oddness: Now we can frustrate the blind even more

Happy Early Full Moon.
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The Most Important Thing In Life... [Mar. 19th, 2010|10:05 pm]
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I'm not going to be articulating myself very well today... just bare with me because my thoughts are kinda jumbled right now and I don't feel like my normal self.. I'll be on my game next post.


I was never really into 3D modeling. Or 3D in general. I liked living in the two dimensional world.. I'm referring to my recent necessity to use the 3D modeling software Blender for my Holography course. Being the Photoshop guru that I am, it's not that I don't get the concept of navigating my way around the third dimension; I am a physics major after all.. And it's not that I don't like modeling things. I like making and manipulating stuff... No, the problem is that I just don't have the patience for the render times.  It took me 4 hours to render something that turns out I did wrong.. so I had to spend another 4 hours doing it again. While rendering goes on, my computer is pretty much pushed to it's limits running at 98% of my CPU power, causing me to forfeit time that I could be using my computer for other things... like work or writing blog posts for you.

I don't like turning things over to my computer to do. You might think that's an odd statement coming from the techy person that I am, but when I DO like letting my computer simplify my work, I always make sure that I'M in control and that I know exactly what's going on. Rendering is not that. I feel like my controls are snatched away from me and I just have to sit there and be at the mercy of my computer calculating away. It's not a very nice feeling.  I guess this is what it's like for someone who doesn't understand computer technology and think everything the computer does is witchcraft. =\


So... I've been thinking... What's the difference between the statements "I don't like your personality" and "I don't like you"? The obvious difference is you're not taking into account the person's looks, but lets pretend that's not important. So think about this again.... "I don't like your personality" and "I don't like you.. minus your looks."

This is implying that all you are is just your personality, and if it's not someone's personality and not someone's looks that you don't like, you really don't have a reason to not like someone... am I missing something here? ...I dunno. Maybe you'll find this analysis useful if you wanna outlogic someone into liking you. For the record, no.. no one said this to me. I only thought about it because of lyrics in a song I heard on the radio this week. Bonus points for the person that can figure out what song it is.


...Lying is a very curious thing. I'm gonna self proclaim that I'm pretty good at it, simply because I would like to think I do it all the time. When you do it as much as I do, you set your BS filters kinda high and you start to pick up on inconsistencies better when other people do it.. You might not act or call people out on it, but it's nice to know that you know you are at least being critical and you aren't just mindlessly believing everything you're told. So lets pretend you're caught in a lie... what do you do?

Here's my algorithm of what you should do: Deny every and any accusation. Even if they have solid proof, just keep denying or weave more outlandish stories. Why? Because if you concede and admit that you lied, you've essentially given them 100% not to trust anything you say anymore. At least if you deny, you still maintain some level of uncertainty on their part that you could actually be telling the truth. There are exceptions (one probably being if you were in court), but in general, it's a nice protocol to follow. This is pure psychological warfare. If you don't take the correct steps to contain the problem, eventually, someone's gonna get hurt.. and I'll tell you right now, it's not gonna be me.


Whee. I'm not a cynic.

Sigh.. terrible productivity week. Almost no Tracker points. =(

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If You Don't Find It Humorous, You Have No Soul. [Mar. 10th, 2010|10:16 am]
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I am having an awesome day. Granted, it's only been 2.5 hours since I woke up, so maybe it's more accurate to say I'm in a great mood. I woke up without my alarm clock yelling at me, I'm wearing my new shooes, I think my hair looks nice today, weather is awesome, and my deadlines are JUST far enough (i.e. tomorrow and friday) that I don't need to put my mind through torture thinking about it yet and write a blog post for you. Aren't I a nice guy?


No stories today. Just one rant/complaint that I've been meaning to document for a while... I hate Lindsay Lohan. She should just stop existing. She's in the Metro practically everyday (So maybe it's the Metro's fault, but I don't care. I still hold her responsible.) for something that isn't important or entertaining. You know what? SHE'S not entertaining. See, I have a system. In my system, you are not considered a celebrity if you haven't done anything professional for the past two years. Celebrities should play on the same level playing field as all of us and be expected to produce some output. If you haven't done anything for the past two years, you're just not worth talking about because no one cares.

What also makes me angry is that she even admits she likes messing with the tabloids and spreading false Rumors (what a hypocrite.) I honestly don't need to hear about how you're still in rehab or what you did at some party. Go away Lindsay Lohan. No one likes you.


This is the greatest commercial I have ever seen in my life. If you don't find it humorous, you have no soul.


Nerdness: Ontario city no one's heard about gets to test the Chevy Volt.
Gameness: Ahaha. One man brings Ubisoft to their knees. (This project was in development for MONTHS.)

RUTRTW status: 1 for 4.

Ok.. going to do some meaningful work now.
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Car, Here I Come! [Mar. 5th, 2010|10:27 pm]
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Hi there. I haven't blogged in a while cause I've been super super swamped. Yes.. it's official. The world is going to end because I've been doing work.. and apparently, I myself don't care about the world ending because all I feel like doing these days is crawling mercifully into bed and sleeping. It's a sign.. I'm getting old....


Actually, I've been sleeping too much, because something very very bizarre happened while I was sleeping.. You know how sometimes when you're dreaming, and you hear your alarm clock, sometimes the sound of your alarm clock gets integrated into your dream? You know, like your dream will have an annoying beeping that you can't figure out where it's coming from? You do know, right? I'm not just going crazy?

Yes well, one night/morning when I was dreaming, I kept hearing this annoying weezing sound that my dream me couldn't figure out where it was coming from. At first, the dream me thought it was the dream me's breathing... so dream me held his breath for a while... but no... that wasn't it.... Dream me started looking around... he checked the radiators, checked the vents, asked people around him... nothing.

All of the sudden, the weezing stopped. Dream me thought "wth is going on?" ...then I think I did a micro-wake up and real me thought "wth is going on......?"

".........was I just snoring?"


You'll never guess who I saw last week. Or two weeks.. Subway Girl!! She walked past me on King's College circle, and by the time I figured out who she was, she was out of range. I'm just going to assume she's still just pretending she doesn't know who I am...


I'm sad. My computer's speakers died. I haven't figured out if it's a software or hardware problem. I really hope it's not a hardware problem... It's bad enough that I'm getting old. I don't need to be reminded that my computer is getting old. I need to look into it when I have some time...

It's that time of year again... RUTRTW!! Car, here I come! (Currently 1 for 3).
Apparently, McDonalds is giving out free small coffees for the next couple of weeks. I don't know about you, but I always feel uncomfortable ASKING for free stuff. What do you say?
"Hello there. Can I please have a free coffee please?"

What do you think about these shooes? Not that your opinion matters, because I've already kinda made mine, but what the hey.. lets see what you think.

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Nerdness: New method for something useless.
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Let Your Imaginations Go Wild... [Feb. 17th, 2010|12:49 am]
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I'm gonna say something I don't normally say very often: I worked really hard today. I stayed in the office for twice as long and got three times the amount of work I normally get done, and did a lot for my holography project. I deserve a trophy... and a Coke... or two... or three...

While I was in the office I learned some cool stuff. Learning is cool. I like learning when it isn't force fed into you. Do any of you remember Arius, the allergy medication? No? They were apparently popular and then got acquired by Roche. Roche.. that beast. Anyways, Arius. I only remember it because of this one time I got gruesomely sick... Now, I don't get sick that often. Almost never. But when I do, it's... typically life threatening. This time that I'm recalling is back in grade 11 when I needed to take like five different medications at one time, one of them being Arius. And still to this day I didn't know what I had an allergic reaction to. I didn't know, my mom didn't know, the doctor didn't know... So the best thing I can do is defaulting back to "I'm not allergic to anything". =) I'm never going to take Arius again... and even if it didn't get acquired and still were in production, I am never going to take it again.

You know what the worst part of that whole incident was though? It was how it started. It was so embarrassingly stupid too (Long story. Not going to comment on it further.).


I didn't report on this before, but I guess I should. I have a new fridge and stove.. They're regular. Nothing special. Plain Jane. They seemed like really nice appliances when I went to meet them in the store... all white and shiny. I didn't think it was gonna get so serious between us. The move in was all so sudden. Before I knew it, my old fridge and stove were sitting on the curb outside my house...

You know the sad thing about it though? They were ready to move on just like that! The very next morning they were gone. I didn't even make the call to the specialty appliance garbage people... I mean... how could they move on just like that? I thought we had good memories together.... =(

For those of you who are completely clueless at what just happened, the fridge and stove are a metaphor...


(No not really. I really do have a new fridge and stove. And someone really did come and take them away the following morning. I'd link to the "How I Met Your Mother" Bermuda Triangle reference, but I can't find it.)


I ended my coffee drought today. Woot.

Short post. Need to sleep.

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Be My Pseudo-Valentine... [Feb. 14th, 2010|03:57 pm]
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You know the great thing about ice cream? It can be enjoyed any where and any time... In the summer, in the winter, in the Golbi desert, in a cryogenic pod waiting for the year 3000, in bed alone crying on a particular day of the year...

Something has got be caught up on Valentine's day this year.. I'm not sure why. Not happy or sad... just taking more notice. Probably cause it lies on a weekend with no school to drown it out, or the fact that it shares the spot light with Chinese New Year. I remember last Chinese New Year. I went for the whole school day trying to talk in Chinese... that didn't go over very well with all the non-Chinese people... or the Chinese people for that matter. Just no one knew what I was saying period.

So lets do the smart thing: Celebrate Valentine's day... but NOT celebrate Valentine's day. Here's my logical argument: Some people think EVERYDAY should be Valentine's day, because why do you need a particular day to show someone you love someone? So seeing as how it's completely insignificant and this post is all about me, I'm proposing that every girl should be MY valentine for Feb. 14... I mean, Pseudo-valentine.. That's right! EVERY girl (I'm not discriminatory)! Don't worry if you're currently seeing someone; It's pseudo... so it's ok. Spread the pseudo-love! It'll make you feel happy, it'll make me feel happy, but most importantly, it'll make me feel happy.


I got back to playing CS again, after I think a half year break. You will be happy to know that I'm just as good if not better... but now that I know that, I think I'm going to uninstall it again after reading week. Productivity crawls to a blinding halt when I have it on my system. O... speaking of productivity, one of the online tools my workplace using for team collaboration with project management is called Pivotal Tracker. It's pretty cool, and if it wasn't only geared towards web developers and more towards the general public and it integrated with currently existing enterprise productivity workflows, this thing would gain massive popularity.

But getting back to the topic of video games, there were two big releases these past weeks that I deem interesting: Heavy Rain and Bioshock 2. Both these games have something in common that I feel is a bit controversial in the approach of core game design: moral choice. Every game that tries to imitate this suffers from this mental barrier that I'm going to describe, and it's not something that can be solved.

The main problem with choice in a video game is that there is no choice. This extends beyond multiple endings but just... the attitude of the player. As a player, you really don't have any emotional repercussions for choosing one predetermined path over another (or at least, I don't). There is no deep thought given into what the parameters are and what the consequences are. If you don't like a particular outcome, you just load back a previous version and try again, and that's something that you can't do in real life. So overall, this decreases the emotion and morals of any value a game designer is trying to inflict, and decreases realism. Another thing which annoys me is you are TOLD what the choices are rather than formulating them yourself. Essentially, you may be presented with choices that you may not have even thought of logically doing. This is like short answer vs. a multiple choice when it comes to a test. It's easy for a programmer to make predefined choices, but very difficult for a system to decode intentions. In the current state of gaming, we are trying to expand the number of multiple choices to account for any intentions that the player WOULD do.. and that's not right. Or at least, the mentality isn't right. So it brings me to what many would consider a thesis question: Is choice in a video game good? I don't know... you probably don't care... so lets drop it.

Whee. Happy New Moon. =)
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I Think I Found My Soulmate... [Jan. 31st, 2010|07:33 pm]
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I think I found my soulmate. Yes, that's right. Me! And now, "I" am going to give YOU advice on how you can find your soulmate too, because lets face it, in your mind, you are probably feeling very unfulfilled right now...

First thing you need to do, is work on a group holography assignment... Stay with me on this...  In said assignment, you must then log onto the Internet. And on this love battlefield called the Internet, you must find an excerpt of a diary entry on any random blog for this assignment. Eventually, you'll come across one from the opposite sex where they will share one very particular view on life with you, where the odds are one in four billion... For me, it's some girl named Liz somewhere who shares my view that squirrels are conspiring humanity's downfall. If you don't get what I'm talking about, read the second paragraph of this. ...There's no way I'm gonna find another person that thinks squirrels are going to rule the world. I think I found a keeper. (No, I'm not actually gonna contact her.)


Oh crap... I almost forgot about my other soulmate I didn't report yet, Subway Girl. That's right! I have two now! I'm totally pwning this game of life.... Anyway, I don't know her name, so lets just call her Subway Girl for now. So one morning, I got on the crowded subway, minding my own business... and when the subway stopped at Yonge, the whole mass of people got off and there were a bunch of seats. Now, I usually don't sit in the mornings, so i looked over beside me and there was some cute fobby looking girl. So I did the polite thing: I smiled and got out of the way to let her have a seat... Then we both got off at St. George station and we never saw each other again... OR SO I THOUGHT!

When I was going home, I got on the subway at Spadina.. and when the train pulled into St. George, fobby Subway Girl stepped in!! It was like we were meant to be... but no... She sat in front of me and didn't really look at me.. which meant she probably didn't recognize me. But but but... what are the chances that I'd see her again the same day in the same subway car?? Anyways, she ran off at Broadview station and then I REALLY never saw her ever again. Oh Subway Girl... playing hard to get...



There's something wrong with this world. When any kind of tech company makes an announcement, it takes somewhere in the time period of weeks to never for it to propagate to the general public... But when APPLE announces something, EVERYONE seems to know why the next day. I don't understand!! Was all it took for them to give their new product a stupid name and categorize it in the female hygiene section of your local supermarket..

Anyways, I'm more interested in how the product will actually do.. This isn't a tablet the way you would normally think of, it's more of a giant iPod Touch (iTouch); people need to realize that. I think there's room in the market for this device. The iTouch is a really popular device, and I'm sure there are people out there that wish it had a bigger screen. I'm SURE it's gonna sell... but it's going to sell for the wrong reasons. It just feels like it SHOULD do more than it's advertised to do. It's definitely not going to replace the functionality of a laptop. Is it going to replace a netbook? Possibly,if you have one as a second machine. This device is gonna turn out to be like the Wii. At first everyone will want to have it... then they'll realize that it's features are rather gimmicky. Nevertheless, it's like that movie.. Flawed, but necessary for future technology adoption / advancement.

Mmm.. I'm gonna cut this post short, because they've been getting long lately. I'll post another one soon.

Happy Belated Full Moon.
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Peanut Butter <3 [Jan. 24th, 2010|04:43 pm]
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Girls & Sports is so awesome:



It's been a long long time since I posted. I guess I'll just try to recap all my thoughts since.. the last two months? Mmm.. first a word on movies. I hate talking about movies, especially on blogs. Mainly because 1) I don't watch very many, 2) I don't know who's seen what and therefore I don't like to ruin anything for anyone and 3) I find i like or dislike movies for very stupid reasons that are very individual and mildly controversial. But I feel I have to say a word about one movie in particular...

I'm not asking too much when I want movies to have some depth to them right? Because it seems that these days directors are being lazy lazy lazy. So instead of relying on an original, concise thought made to look very complex, they turn to computer graphics to do some of the workload, and they think they can get away with it. We need to stop this! Yes, that movie was extremely extremely pretty and detailed and well executed on a technical level... but a static observation on graphics does not have longevity; even a graphics whore like me will admit that. 20 years from now; we won't care about how awesome it is still.. only how awesome it WAS because it was the first application of such and such visual technology which is going to be taken for granted.

BUT... if anything is gonna start a wave to rejuvenate the movie industry and change perceptions, it has got to be that. Just because I don't find it compelling enough, doesn't mean people can't enjoy it for the simplicity of what it is. I don't know... I enjoyed it myself but I'm struggling to say that I liked it... To me, it's like a decorated empty peanut butter jar. I like it for what it represents... not what it is.  (Peanut Butter <3)


2010 is here. O joy... You know, I never do new year resolutions, because they usually equate to something very general that can never be achieved like "Work harder." or "Lose weight.". Screw vague resolutions. I was gonna come up with some very very specific, personal resolutions that may seem easy for some people.. but not me. Unfortunately, I could only think of three... so here goes:
1) Wear a hat, in public, in the company of friends, for longer than 6 consecutive hours.
2) Read a book, without cheating, with more than 500 pages.
3) Organize a Korean Barbecue get together for more than 5 people.

...I'm not explaining why those are resolutions. They just are. I better do it by next year....


Chinese people everywhere must be liberated... Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day happens on the same day! (I must be old, because I actually REMEMBER the last "Year of the Tiger", or maybe it's cause I played the tiger in a play when I was FAILING Chinese school.) Many people would think they're getting jipped  two unofficial holidays for one, but not me. See, look at it like this... if you're in a relationship, you have it the best cause you can potentially get chocolates AND red envelopes. And if you're single, you don't need to sit alone sad because you can get red envelopes, which you can use to get chocolates... so technically, in either case, you can get both chocolate and money.... It's only a crime if you get neither.

....Chinese New Year is the one where you get moon cake right? Now THAT would be a crime if you didn't get any moon cake. (Moon Cake <3)


Apparently Microsoft and Kia read my last post, because it seems like they united, held their arms out in some kind of Power Rangers formation and was intent on saving the world. They announce at CES 2010 they were gonna pretty much rip off Ford-Microsoft's Sync platform and call it UVO. Err... ok... stupid name... good move. (Power Rangers <3 ...old school ones only)

O. Check out this story. This man who lives in London, UK, used a mathematical model to claim that there are only 26 women who would be suitable to be his girlfriend. 26!! Honestly, you need to be pretty shallow if you were only able to find 26 women that are smart and beautiful enough who live nearby... And then he somehow nullifies his entire argument by having a girlfriend, meaning either he beat steeper odds than winning a lottery blindfolded or his model just sucks.

My mom did that mom thing again where she overstocks on one particular food because it's cheap. I have four boxes of Honey Bunches of Oats now. I'm probably the only person that's gonna eat it. =|

I like this. I kinda don't want to though...

Wah? More Girls & Sports??



Long post again. Ahh..
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Gold Star Stickers All Around! [Dec. 28th, 2009|05:54 pm]
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And now for something a bit different (Cartoon may not show up in FB):

 
Year End/In Review time. If you don't remember my small, rather instantaneous take on the world in 2008, you can read the second half of this. Keeping that in mind, 2009 was better than 2008... but that's like saying Barack Obama is better than George W. Bush; you really can't sink much lower than 2008.


In terms of the economic state of the world, because it's ignorant for me to not mention it at least once during an entire year, I keep wanting to make then analogy of this being the "recovery" period during a relationship breakup... I dunno why; People are still curled up on their couches spoon-feeding themselves ice cream and watching sad movies wishing SOMEONE will do something... Whether or not that's the right approach to take, who knows, but it seems like he only thing that will drown out this"economic crisis" is time...

Last year I said Apple was arguably THE most dominant company of 2008. Now in 2009, I think MICROSOFT has taken that seat... sort of... You know how in elementary school the teacher always gives out the award for best student of the month or something... and then she gives out the dubious award for most improved student? Microsoft gets that. Why? Because they managed to do something most companies would not be able to (thinking of Palm); change perceptions. After getting pounded by Apple in the consumer electronics sector, they managed to deliver some well marketed and good products. I'm talking of course about Windows 7, but the XBox 360 is still one of the most dominant consoles in NA backed up by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2's online base and I think the Zune is no longer getting sneered at and is probably arguably the number 2 widespread MP3 player next to the iPod line. But I think the golden star sticker has to be given for Microsoft Sync: the multimedia platform technology exclusive to Ford products. That system has got to be THE most understated and most appraised service that people would (and have) switched brands for. Everyone's talkin' about it. Everyone wants it. Everyone hates it's exclusivity. It is THE yardstick to measure up to in that segment and with their development of an open-source initiative, they're only gonna get better. Good job Microsoft. Golden star sticker!

While we're in near mention to Ford, which I feel has also risen from the ashes, Hyundai and Audi deserve to be on the list of most improved/buzzed about this year. Yes really. For Hyundai, they've really taken a step back and viewed the very big picture and then went back into the micro with a goal in mind: making very affordable products in key areas. The Hyundai Genesis Sedan and Coupe are fierce  competitors for their respective classes where a year ago, they didn't even have a foot in the door, and I have a prediction that their new Theta II engine is gonna strengthen their small and midsized cars considerably in the next year. As for Audi, they leaned very hard on their best attribute ever since the introduction of the R8: styling. They're being design forward, they're being consistent, they're being aggressive and they're building on their distinct personality. Huzzah. Gold star stickers all around!


Who do you think I would pick to be the entertainer of 2009? I'll give you a hint.. It's actually a tie. One of them makes their mark as being an insane lunatic, and the other had to fend off an insane lunatic. That's right... Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift. ...It's hard to imagine them in the same room, isn't it? To this day, I still don't get Lady Gaga; she confuses the crap outta me. And that's why everyone loves her... I mean, that's all we really want in an entertainer. Someone that is interesting to witness. Which is exactly what Taylor Swift is NOT. She's not interesting at all.... She's just an ordinary girl, which everyone can relate to, singing about something sweet, that everyone can relate to. That and she's adorable. It's too bad her name will be forever synonymous with the line, "I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish but _____ had the best _____ of all time." I heart Taylor Swift.

The top news story for 2009 besides Michael Jackson, which was the top search term of the year, was H1N1. Quite frankly, I don't understand why. Clinically speaking, the incidence of H1N1 isn't THAT high and the effects are not THAT bad... it's wasn't as buzzed as that SARS outbreak back in the like 2003 or something.... People were scared of H1N1 for nothing. And now that a vaccine is developed, which btw has probably got to be the fastest vaccine ever developed when they still haven't made vaccines for other more nasty things, there's REALLY no reason to be worried. Good job scientists. Gold star sticker for counter-intuitiveness. [Sarcasm.]

And finally... the 2009 most ashamed-that-everyone's-talking-about-it award goes to....... Twilight. I don't understand. I don't WANT to understand. All I know is that I hate Robert Pattinson; so does every other normal straight guy. Why? Because he's a douche! ...Actually I take that back. He's probably a really nice guy, but because of what he is, i.e. the object of perfection to women that every guy needs to live up to but never can, my natural instinct is to hate him. He makes every other guy look pathetic and worthless. Rarr.. stupid Twilight. Why are you popular?


So that's 2009. Full of stupidness.... still better than 2008.

Happy Belated Holidays. ^^ Happy Early New Year.
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My Only Emotion is Anger... [Nov. 29th, 2009|03:41 pm]
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First things first. I wanna plug the project that I'm doing for work. For those that don't know, I'm a web editor for MaRS Corporate and my team and I have been working really hard on a redesign of the website. It'll look nothing like the one there now. It's scheduled to launch on Dec. 1, but don't be surprised if we're delayed a couple of days to iron out all the bugs.We're bringing the current website up to snuff by integrating Facebook and Twitter and Flickr and Vimeo and Flash and tagging and all that bunch of stuff you expect. So yea... check it out once it's live.

Upon other things I'm proud of, I did a presentation for my Computational Physics class about Zombies. Yes that's right. Zombies. I'd link to it, but I got nowhere to upload PDFs.


I love the 404. Mainly because they hook you up with stories like this: Apparently there's a dude in Japan that actually married a video game character. ...It was bound to happen sooner or later. We all SAY we want to marry a video game character, but the truth is, not really.... Anyways, the girl in question is Nene Anegasaki, whoever she is... It looks like one of those dating sim games. I don't know what's sadder... the fact that he actually married a virtual entity or the fact that he fell in love with a character that probably some dude in his mom's basement programmed in hopes he can earn a couple of bucks.

But ok, I'll play along... If you were to marry a video game character, who would it be? It must be easy for girls cause 90% of video game characters are male so you have lots of choice... but for guys, it's probably just the sublime usuals: Lara, Tifa, Katsumi... maybe once in a while you'll get the odd one like Kerrigan or Infested Kerrigan (LOL) or Alex...

I haven't played that many games with female characters in it... But yea... another sublime choice.. I'd probably say Rinoa.


So I've been thinking... (Yes, that's not a good phrase when it comes from me.) I thought of a solution / an alternative for Digital Rights Management (DRM). If they REALLY wanted us to pay for music, instead of DRMing music or taking down copyright infringing music that's on Youtube (seeing as how that's the most popular portal for getting music), why don't they just start embedding audio watermarks into non-approved "suppliers" like Youtube? By watermark, I mean something very distracting like... a 5 second ad in the middle of a song.

At first, it sounds like a terrible, terrible idea... but think about it...
  1. Audio watermarks are a big big deterrent and most people WOULD pay to have that 5 second ad removed.
  2. If you implement that system, the music video and songs could stay up on Youtube without needing to be taken down, and you'd get the publicity / exposure you need.
  3. It'd be a way of monitoring how people "steal" music, because secondary uploads of watermark ridden songs would make their way to the portal and you'd know where people are taking it and have some demographic data to go with it.
  4. The record studios can generate millions in ad revenue.
  5. People would still have access to ad-free songs.... they'd just need to be more smart.. thus, forcing the population to increase their overall tech-saviness
*Shrugg* Just a thought.


So... There's a rumor that Google's gonna redesign the search page. Take a look at it... Stare at it for a bit.... notice anything about it?

Yes, it looks like Microsoft Bing.

I think this is a bad design / idea for Google. Here's why:
  1. You would have a redundancy because you have the same controls at the top as you do on the side bar.
  2. As the leading search engine, your job is to set standards and differentiate. Adopting the same scheme as your closest competitor is not a good thing.
  3. It's too cluttered. The whole reason people like Google is cause it's clean and fast.
  4. I don't think many people will find the controls that useful either, because the search engine itself is already a good aggregate of what people want to see... You don't need to refine the search by narrowing its category... You can just do another search.
*Shrugg* Just another thought.

Must get back to work.

Happy Early Full Moon.
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To the Edge of the Real-Complex Space... [Nov. 14th, 2009|04:37 pm]
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Tags: [comic, zits, camera, tech, cars, review, bananas, photoshop, food, random]

There's a drought of good comics this month, so here's one from my personal library:



This story has been pretty high profile; Jon linked me to the announcement of the Ricoh GXR Camera System. The innovation comes from the fact that the sensor and the optics are made into a consolidating unit that is interchangeable with the "back" body. They're justification is that you will get the most optimal sensor for your lens, and you don't have to worry about dust getting into the unit.

I think a lot of people who know cameras are smart enough to figure out that this seems grossly impractical and is not a good idea, no matter how innovative it is. For one, the system is VERY expensive. For the same money, you can get yourself probably a better featured dSLR or a new Micro 4:3 camera. The second thing is the flexibility of the system. While it may seem flexible to change both the sensor and lens, bundling them together REDUCES flexibility, because it means that you'll be 1) locked into Ricoh's system, 2) you can't mix and match, and 3) you're at the mercy of what Ricoh develops since it's unlikely a 3rd party vendor will make lens/sensor combos. Plus, how are buttons going to be mapped properly? How do you deal with different ISO levels? How do they determine what is optimal and what is not?


So yea. Ultimately, the target demographic of this camera is the poser; they want the latest and greatest, but it falls short on performance and practicallity. I feel like if you buy it, it's one of those purchases you're going to regret, unless you're not smart enough to care.. but if you're not smart enough to care, why are you plopping your money down for a glorified point and shoot pretending to be a dSLR?

Similarly pointless is Ford's new inflatable seat belts, cause apparently they haven't found enough places to put airbags yet. All I can say is, "Really??"... I think we're starting to see diminishing returns in terms of car safety, because the only injuries I can see that this can prevent is either whiplash or your head bouncing off your chest (i.e. secondary injuries). I'm not saying that those types of injuries are not significant, but they're not as damaging as the immediate impact. ...You know, airbags and seatbelts are actually not as important as they used to be, because the technology exists for cars to prevent accidents, not prevent injuries during an accident. I don't know... I'm sure the cost to implement this is not that significant, but I'm sure the money for the R&D of this project could probably have been better spent elsewhere.

Actually, it makes me think (again) about how important car safety is to the consumer. I mean, how pursusive is 5 airbags compared to 4? I feel like people would care more about the number of cupholders than the number of airbags. I don't know...


I have a surplus of bananas at home again. =| ....They break into thirds btw.

I was really stoked when I found a practical application for Contact Sheets II in Photoshop to make a compilation graphic for work by myself the other day. I always knew it would come in handy some day, and not just make portfolio pages.

The McDonalds at Union station has got to be the fastest restaurant I have ever seen. They had food ready before you can even finish fiddling with the change in your pocket.


To the edge of the Real-Complex space.... and beyond!! =O
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It's the Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread... [Oct. 26th, 2009|05:33 pm]
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Tags: [comic, girls & sports, win7, tech, review,  school, work, squirrels, theory, cars, dvice, leet world]



Windows 7 is out. People rejoice for nothing. I've had it for 2 months now (On trial) and it's not that different than Vista. This whole Win7 thing is just a change of percept-- Hang on... I smell burning food. BRB. *RUNS DOWNSTAIRS*

Ok I'm back. Everything's fine. So yes, Win7. I'm just gonna throw some cliched taglines that realistically sum up what Microsoft wants you to think, in chronological order:

"Windows 7. It's better than Vista."
"Windows 7. It's the greatest thing since sliced bread."
"Windows 7. You're friends are doing it. Why aren't you?"
"Windows 7. If you buy it, they will come."
"Windows 7. Ok... It's still awesome... but I'm gonna pretend like its not so you won't think my company is a douchebag."
"Windows 7. Don't buy a Mac."

So yea.. All I can tell you is to use your judgement in choosing your operating system. In the past it's always been a sublime choice amongst Windows OSes, but this is probably the first time where mainstream consumers would need a conscious decision.


I'm sorry I haven't been posting lately. I've just been swamped... Don't laugh for those that see me everyday. You know who you are... Really... I've been busy... and this week probably isn't gonna much better... (I don't like how Electronics lab reports are due Thursdays now)

I just picked up a new web editor position for MaRS (Thank you Jenny) so if you don't see me around on Thursdays or if you do and I look atypically sharp-looking, that's why.  (Check out their Entrepreneurship 101 Video series. [Not paid to say that.] I've watched them before and they're pretty good for people that know nothing about business, like moi.)

I saw a squirrel run up to a curb and looked both ways before crossing, further proving my theory that squirrels are the second smartest animals alive (next to humans) and we should fear their uprising. They may seem innocent and playful, running up and down trees and along telephone wires, but at night, they gather in their secret fort and conspire humanity's downfall.

This girl looks like an Audi R8. (Headlights)

Is anyone else very disappointed by the ending to Leet World Season 2? I am very disappointed.

Up, up and *away*.
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Hey, Cute Netbook... (Yes, This Title is Misleading.) [Oct. 10th, 2009|10:21 am]
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What do you do when the world hates you? .....Ok, that was a little emo; Let me rephrase that. What do you do when things don't go your way? Stab yourself with a banana? Listerine your troubles away with Listerine? ...I don't know. It's been a frustrating month for me to say the least and my current solution is just be angry and stubborn right back, so if I seem grumpy and claim to be fine, that's probably why.

I didn't post for a while, so I'm due. Don't really have anything to say though. Lots of stuff for me to do this week... Lab report due Tuesday, Lab on Wednesday, Tests on Wednesday and Thursday, Quiz on Friday, Other projects due... sigh... I'm starting to feel the effects of the daily grind.. it's kinda getting to me. Plus, I don't have coffee to get me through this anymore.. I think my mom threw out my jar of instant coffee, and I'm too poor to buy Tim Horton's daily... So another reason why I'm grumpy.


We (SS group) have been talking about teleportation again as of late. I keep saying that it's never going to happen and we're gonna be able to cure all diseases before we can teleport large objects, and here's why: There are two approaches to how teleportation works. I'm sure there are more, but these are the ones I'm most comfortable explaining. Lets say I want to get past a wall. Theory 1 relies on quantum mechanics which says that if I ran into a wall, there is a VERY VERY VERY SMALL probability that I am able to pass through it (quantum tunneling), and so in the future, there's gonna be a device that allows me to increase the probability of me passing through walls.

Theory 2 relies on the assumption that all matter is the same everywhere you go; i.e. a carbon molecule here is the same on as a carbon molecule on the other side of the wall. So what we do is have a supercomputer analyze the molecular arrangement of me and then send that information to another supercomputer on the other side of the wall, where I'll be rebuilt. The only thing is, I should be destroyed on the original side, but if I wasn't, then this could lead to cloning! And with potential storage of how to rebuild things, we could build and destroy me without me knowing. And we could revert back to old versions of me. And let me live forever. The ethics and uses of that kind of technology is very messy... If we can't even figure out ethics behind things like stem cells, how do we expect to understand teleportation and living forever??

And thus, teleportation of large objects via Theory 2, which IS the more scientifically realistic theory of the two, is probably never going to happen and be implemented on wide scale like on Star Trek. It's like how we were promised flying cars years ago. Stupid stupid idea. We're never gonna have mass adoption of flying cars.

Whee. I'm not a cynic.


I think I should get back to work.


Ah what the hell. Two comics.



The end.

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Umm.... I See Pears... [Sep. 26th, 2009|09:59 am]
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My mom gave me a grocery list last weekend and told me to go buy these things for her. Seemed simple enough. I took the flyer from her where she circled all the items and told me to go. I looked down and then gave up all hope... It was at a Chinese supermarket. This wasn't an errand - it was a death sentence.

I knew this was gonna be a train wreak as soon as I got off the bus. I walked into a parking lot and I could see my opponent for the day... The only problem was, the parking lot was FENCED OFF!!! WHO DOES THAT??? I had to walk back out and around to get to the supermarket. Eventually, I got inside and there was a sigh of relief... than panic; Asian people were swarming all around me... I tried not to make any eye contact with any of them and looked for the first item on the list, which were pears. (I hate pears btw.) I expected fruit to be the simplest thing to get because you walk into the fruit section and it should be obvious. WRONG!!

Phone Call 1: (Conversation in Chinese)
Mom: Hi Simon. Are you at the store yet.
Me: Yes.
Mom: Did you find anything yet?
Me: Umm.... I see pears... But it says they're a $1.25/lb, not $0.57/lb.
Mom: Don't buy it if it's $1.25/lb!!

How nice. After 5 minutes of walking around, I found the cheap pears. Hurrah. 1/4 items. Next target was fish fillets.... I ended up walking around the entire store once just to find it.

Phone Call 2:
Mom: Are you done yet?
Me: No. I just found fish.
Mom: Hurry up. Ok bye.

Now the trouble began. I was to get two kinds of noodles. Logically, I went to the noodle section, and I couldn't find what was on the flyer.... I walked around the entire store again. I couldn't find the noodles on the flyer. I walked around the store again. I found one the noodles that I was looking for! No, wait... I didn't.

Phone Call 3:
Mom: Are you on the bus?
Me: I found noodles. But they're $2.47/lb, not $1.68/lb. And I can't find the other kind.
Mom: Forget it. I knew this was impossible. Just come home.
Me: No but these noodles look exactly like the ones on the flyer. I swear.
Mom: But you can't read Chinese, so you don't know for sure. Just come home.

Boo. Even my own mom gave up on me. I eventually went to the check out with 2/4 items after almost an hour at the supermarket. Uber fail!! When I was walking out of the store though, I realized that the noodles I was looking for WERE OUTSIDE!!! Ahhhh!! I had to go back into the store AGAIN!!!


So that's the story of how I escaped certain death.

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Microsoft Reminds Me of that Late-Bloomer, Awkward Friend that You May Have... [Sep. 19th, 2009|01:43 pm]
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No witty opening line today. I'll cut straight to the point. Since day one of going back to school, I've been wrestling with my computer trying to log onto the internet with my laptop. Eventually, I painstakingly ended up reformatting my computer and now am running a 64-bit version of Windows 7 Ultimate RTM and spent much money on upgrading my RAM... money that could I have used to buy all sorts of things.. like.. love.

Microsoft reminds me of that late-bloomer, awkward friend that you may have. On the surface, he's a nice guy. However, he goes about his business doing what he thinks is hip and cool and in the best interest of everyone, when it's really not. Then everyone shuns him because he's an ass.

But as I said, he's a late-bloomer. He learns from his mistakes, and eventually people get used to him. That's my impression of Windows 7 (and the Zune HD, but that's another story). Since I'm one of the first ones you may know to try it out, you may or may not want to know what I think about it. Well, I can tell you that yes, it is slightly faster than Vista and probably comparable to XP. They also fixed that annoying pop-up UAC thing that nags you every time you install a program and instead now allows you to control a variable level of annoyance... I don't know how many people will appreciate that, but it's better than just on or off. There's a new organization system on the taskbar, which you either love or hate. I'm in the latter, but that's because I remember those days of Windows 95 when all it was was just a gray slab and compared to that, this would be a mind-freak. By default, instead of using the name of your window, they have little icons, which are grouped and slide out thumbnail windows for better organization. I personally find it an annoyance and can't seem to find how to turn it off... And the final visible and useful inclusion is their new Aerosnap tool, which I do use and works well where you can quickly split screen your windows.

Really, if you're migrating from Vista to Win7, with my brief experience, there's not much difference other than the slight performance increase, a slightly prettier interface, the Aerosnap, and the new organizational taskbar thing if you like it. Everything else is pretty much the same... old boring Windows. I think if you're migrating from XP, your initial first impressions of it will be better than they would be if you went from XP to Vista, so if you were going to upgrade your Microsoft OS, this is the generation to do it.


I don't like how Tim Horton's base price of coffee rose again. It's never a round number either, so you'd be force to carry pennies around with you. Anyways, that was enough to get me to make my own instant coffee in the morning now, and I have to say that it tastes like crap. Maybe it's just because I'm making it and I haven't found the correct ratio between water and coffee mix, or maybe it's because the flavour is somehow non-linearly suspended in the water over time, but yea... I don't like it. It gets the job done though of giving  me my caffeine high in the morning, and I don't ever feel any guilt that I'm wasting my money away. More money in my pocket..... for love.


Watch this cute animation about Google Street View, prepared in a format to appeal and brainwash little Japanese children and adult Japanese women.

Happy New Moon.
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Scholarships & Quarters [Aug. 21st, 2009|12:42 pm]
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Tags: [comic,  hagar,  volunteer, home,  mail, coffee,  school, clock,  dvice]



I'm not afraid to admit that I like the simple things in life. I think everyone has figured that out about me by now. It's that little dollop of sunshine in your day. You know what I mean.. Something stupid like a little more crispier bacon than usual in your egg McMuffin (Just an example. I don't actually eat egg McMuffins). Personally, I don't think a day can get any better than coffee and a newspaper in the morning, but apparently it can.

I have an off day today.. ish.. I have a deadline for volunteer related stuff so I need to work quick, but the good news is that I can work at home alone where I don't have to worry about being judged on what I'm wearing or my lack of proper posture or the fact that I eat food from the pot. I decided that I wanted to get a cup of coffee though, so I went out to my local Tim Horton's. On the way out, I look down at the mail slot and found that I got mail addressed to me. I love snail mail. I don't get much mail that isn't flyers or bills, so anything else is usually something good. Rather than opening it right then and there, I decided I would open it when I got back.

I got to the little drive thru booth, which really wasn't for cars but rather just an outdoor service window attached to a Shoppers. I asked the cashier for my usual and pushed a toonie into his hand. While I was waiting, I watched a truck back up into the pseudo-parking area and as the cashier returned my change to me, I quickly just stuck out my hand, got the cash and stuffed it my pocket without looking at him. I still had my hand in my pocket, fiddling with the money and I ended up pulling it back out and realizing I only had a quarter and a penny in my hand. If that was the case, then I should have gotten another quarter back. I peered in and told him "Hey. You only gave me a quarter back..." and he looked at me puzzlingly but gave me another quarter and my coffee. I walked off. ....Something didn't seem right. I dug my hand back in my pocket again and I don't remember how much change I had in there originally, but I feel like I got an extra quarter in which case, I just jipped the dude a quarter... I feel guilty... but not really. =D

I got home and opened that letter still at my mail slot. Turns out someone's finally recognizing my academic achievements.... *blink blink* ok, maybe not. But it's either that, or the fact they feel sorry that my tuition is 6 grand this year. I received a $1000 scholarship courtesy of a union my mom is affiliated with. Woo hoo! Free money!

I LIKE THIS CLOCK!


Wow. Two posts on consecutive days. My life is getting interesting. (Not really.)

Meep meep. Back to work.

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Fibonacci Strikes Again! [Aug. 20th, 2009|10:42 am]
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Tags: [comic,  agnes,  theory,  experiment,  bananas, math,  birthday,  driving,  coffee,  starbucks,  facebook,  moon]



I have the most thriftiest mom in the world. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but when I got home one afternoon I walked in to the kitchen and saw about 8 bunches of bananas on the table, so about 40 bananas. My mom walks in with a sudden small blurt of enthusiasm and a twinkle in her eye and starts spewing Chinese at me. "Simon! Look! Bananas are really cheap!!" ...I understand her logic but unfortunately, bananas all ripen at the same rate, so it didn't take long for her to start angrily yelling at me in Chinese, "Simon!! Eat the bananas!! They're getting too ripe!!" So now I have the pleasure of having bananas every day. =|

But I have discovered something interesting about bananas! Actually, I figured this out for a while, and I'm probably not the only one but I'm reporting it now anyways. Did you know bananas break off into thirds?? It's true!! If you bite into a banana and section a little disc of it into your mouth and push onto the center with your tongue, it'll naturally split into three equal chunks... *Shrugg* Just an interesting little fact, and a cool example of one of the Fibonacci numbers occurring in nature. It's like how there's a star when you slice an apple laterally or why clovers have three leaves. Fibonacci strikes again!


So my birthday came and gone. I was gonna write a post about how I hate birthdays over 20 and that growing old sucks, but I think I'll refrain from that because it's too emo and I'm complaining about something that nobody cares about and no one can fix... It's not even a witty observation, it's just a cynical one. If you ask me in person though, I'll complain to you .


I'm getting better at driving. Yes, I'm late to the party in getting my G2... you can stop looking at me oddly. The good news is, I'm not getting yelled at by my instructor anymore. Maybe it's because I've stopped running people over and hitting others cars, going over white and yellow lines on the street and going off road onto unsuspecting wildlife, but yea.. huzzah. I'm making progress. =D


I forgot to report a long time ago that the base price for the coffee at Starbucks has gone up dramatically on top of their already insane price. When I don't feel like anything fancy, I usually just get a Grande Mild, which in plain English translates to a large coffee. That's the thing with Starbucks... if I didn't know their terminology, I would be very intimidated from just going in and ordering something like "A medium double-double" so in a way, they deliberately make it complicated so that only the "cool" people will go in... Yes well, now they're limiting it to RICH cool people. I remember a Grande Mild used to be $2.05 but the last time I ordered one it was $2.21. That's a BIG BIG jump in terms of coffee prices. It makes me not want to go there anymore, which is a shame because I like Starbucks coffee even though I don't have it very often. =[


The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers have been definitively categorized by CNN, and I generally agree with the list, although I want to append Camwhorers to that. As much as I like oodling over girls taking self portraits of themselves in similar poses over and over again, it gets annoying after a while to have it flood my feed. "Yes, we all know you're very pretty but this has to stop... You're impeding me from doing my work and getting good grades and succeeding in life."

Happy New Moon

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It's Like a Baby.. A SimCity City Baby.. [Aug. 5th, 2009|01:11 am]
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I was feeling a bit nostalgic... I "obtained" a copy of SimCity 4 which was released in like 2003 or something, but I didn't play it at the time. For those of you that have put your hands over your ears and sang "Lalalala" loudly for the last decade, SimCity is THE benchmark for trying to make urban planning fun. I wanted to see how this version of stacked up to the ones I DID play in the series, which were SimCity 2 and SimCity 3000, as if adding three extra zeros suddenly makes it better and appeal more to the youth. Playing SimCity 4 however, you realize this game wasn't made for a youth; it's brutally complex, even for my big university mind.

There's usually satisfaction in watching yourself turn a barren wasteland into a blooming city. It's like a baby.. A SimCity city baby.. Let's call him/her Simmy. It used to be pretty straight forward: If Simmy needed power, you built a power plant. If Simmy was thirsty, you built an underground water system. If Simmy had a little accident, you built a landfill. You could build wherever you wanted and you weren't restricted to where you could place roads or anything.... Not in SimCity 4. It pretty much assumes you've played the previous versions so you can have the joy of learning everything all over again.

For example, they make a distinction between "roads" and "streets" and "avenues". Huh? You also can't just zone anywhere anymore... well you can, but then the computer will just yell at you because they have an auto street laying system where you HAVE to place streets in a certain area of effect so people don't get trapped. They made it so you can't just zone on the fly if you want all your streets to be all nicely aligned, and trust me, you want your streets aligned. In the past it didn't matter, but there are mini-games now. Yes... mini-games.... in a city simulation... You play these BAD driving mini-games to unlock new bonus buildings, which most of the time do more HARM than help because they drain your resources very quickly for little to no return. That's the other thing... all your "special" buildings like schools and hospitals EACH have their own sliders for adjusting area of effect and amount of effect, which if you're trying to optimize cost, will drive you insane because your city is dynamic and it'll make you constantly adjust the sliders over and over again to accomodate a greater population.... I don't want that. I want to just put down a school so that Simmy can learn, not have to worry about the mechanics of the school itself and still be able to be in the black. Probably 80% of the time  when I was playing, I was adjusting sliders and watching graphs instead of building buildings, and if you don't adjust the sliders "properly" you'll get nag dialog boxes telling you what an idiot you are. It's very demoralizing and just not fun. O, did I also mention there's no undo button? ARGGGGG!! Also, graphics-wise, it's a BIG step down from 3000... While 4 has more 3Dness to it, 3000 had a very nice aesthetic that just worked given the era it was working in.

Long story short, I no like SimCity 4; the predecessor SimCity 3000 was better.



Yes, my birthday is coming up.. Oh joy, I get to look forward to being 21... =[ Just another reason to sit at the edge of my bed in the morning and cry over my lost youth. Seriously though, please don't get me anything.


I learned a new Photoshop workflow for colour correction, and I was going to talk about it, but it's pretty mindnumbingly complex and I'm not sure people will understand... I actually wanted to start dedicating posts to Photoshop related stuff because a) it documents what I do so I can look back for reference and b) I hope someone will find it interesting and give me ideas for new ways of working on images. Like, I'm testing out this new sharpening algorithm I developed and I want someone who knows Photoshop enough so I can discuss it with. =[


I no have anything to say, but that comic before was pretty crappy, so here's another one.



Happy Full Moon.

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I'm Thinking of Changing My Name.... [Jul. 29th, 2009|08:32 am]
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Last weekend I combined two of my most disliked things: Hot pot and Richmond Hill... Ok, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but really, they're not my most favourite things in the world. For the record, I DID have a good time, but if we just look at the facts, then yea... this is what I thought initially. So what's the scenario? Well, the SS crew typically comes downtown to hang out, but more than half of them live in Markham/Richmond Hill, so we went to hang out there this one time cause it's only fair

If you know me, you know my beef about hot pot and Korean barbeques. It's not because I don't like food; I love food.... No, my dislike boils down to the philosophy behind the two cooking styles... Tell me if this makes sense... When I pay money at a restaurant, I expect food to be cooked FOR me! Why am I paying money to go all that way to cook for myself? Is their food going to be better than what I can make at home? (Don't answer that question, because it just happens to be "yes" for me specifically.) Yes I know it's all you can eat, but the amount you eat is directly proportional to the amount you have to cook. And don't tell me cooking is part of the fun, because it's not. So yea... that's what I think about hot pot and kbbq and why I loathe them... cause I'm retarded.

I don't have any specific reason to hate Richmond Hill itself either, other than the fact that it's far from my home and that it's like a desert except instead of sand, it's houses. It played a big part to my night cause the people that live downtown ended up missing the last subway back so we were kinda stranded at Yonge and Lawrence. We all ended up taking night buses, but mine in particular stood out to me. You know all the people you expect to see at 2 AM in the morning on a Saturday and your mother told you to avoid? You know... the gangsters, the druggies, the drunks, the prostitutes, the bums.... they were ALL represented on my bus!! Even the bus driver was wearing a doo rag and looked like he was 16 and just passed his driving test. I was probably the most "normal" looking person on the bus. If I wasn't a big, strong man who's not afraid of anything I probably would have been scared shitless and hung onto my wallet and genitals for dear life. ...Needless to say, I got home fine and with all my limbs intact.

Other than that, the night was good. After hot pot we went to Catherine's house and played "board" games, if you consider Taboo and Twister board games. Scrabble was there too. Prior to that, I haven't played scrabble in a long time and it reminded me of how much I miss it. Lipton! Kraft! Let's play online scrabble again sometime! That or iSketch (But more leaning on Scrabble). We need an iSketch night.


Do you think ice cream trucks are run by a single proprietor (i.e. the truck owner) or do you think there is a company that owns all the trucks and they have a fleet of trucks/employees? I've been getting mixed responses to this.. It all started when me and Regi where walking home from class and we passed by the ice cream truck that always parks in front of Robarts Library, and I made the comment that I don't think ice cream trucks are profitable. Then some blah blah blah response and then I asked that question... Me and Nancy think ice cream trucks are a fleet/franchise whereas Regi and Jon think it's a single owner. We have evidence for both arguments, so you the public must decide... or at least until someone's brave enough to go ask an ice cream vendor.

See, if we go with my fleet theory, then it explains why most ice cream trucks look the same and play the same looping song and have similar menus. Plus, if they were a company, then they could probably ensure profit easier by partnering with ice cream manufacturers and truck companies, and it would explain why ice cream trucks are generally equally distributed throughout the city as opposed to clustered around high density regions of the city. But apparently Jon found a 21 page document on Google outlining the official bylaws for ice cream vendors for the city of Mississauga.... and we actually went through it. The language it was written in, suggests it's run by single owners so I don't know. Make the call!


I'm going to promote the daily podcast that I listen to everyday called "The 404", by linking to an episode that had a very clever story that I liked. As background info, The 404 is a technology/pop culture/news/comedy show... It's pretty funny once you listen to a couple of shows. Anyways, this episode (387) in particular had a story about a bus stop..... That's all I'm going to say. Listen to the first 5 minutes of this, and hopefully you'll get a kick. The original source was a Boing Boing article.

Moo.

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When I Was Ten... [Jul. 20th, 2009|07:49 am]
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Hello. I just came back from the dead. How are you today? ...Ok, I'll cut the act. But for a brief moment in time, I was scared... Not for MY life though; my computer's. You know, most of the time my computer doesn't act strangely because it blew a transistor or something, but rather it's because I did something. This time it was to fix error code 0x80070005, which was preventing me from install Windows updates and SP2. So, the most logical thing to do is to type that thing into Google and follow the instructions on the first "solution" you see.... Big mistake.

Long story short, I ended up changing the permissions of various users in multiple system locations, downloaded a program which I still don't know what it does, entered Subinacl /service wuauserv /sddl=DSadA;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;SY)(A;;
CCDCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRSDRCWDWO;;;BA)(A; ;CCLCSWLOCRRC;;;AU)(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;PU) into my command prompt only to reveal it had a syntax error somewhere in there and was left at a dead end, screwed up my media playing from my hard drives and updated drivers for my network, which I prompted rolled-back only to find that it STILL didn't perform like before... I ended up falling asleep, waiting for my computer to boot into Safe Mode.

Thank god for system restore. I will never make fun of it again.

O while we're on the subject of tech problems, (Don't worry, it'll get good later.) I went to pick up my phone from repair that I left two weeks ago. Remember, there were two major problems with it: The handset speaker wasn't working properly and it wouldn't vibrate. So they presented it to me... I tested it out.... speaker worked fine... but STILL doesn't vibrate!!! Ahhh!! I took a look at their report sheet and they just blatantly missed fixing the vibrate. So I have to wait ANOTHER two freakin' weeks for them to fix that. Argggggg.


I don't know about you, but whenever I go to my relative's house, they always wanna give you food as if you're a personification of a food drive, however if they're anything like my family (i.e. Asian) they would probably never give to an ACTUAL food drive. Anyways, I walk in the door and the first thing they do is hand me a V8 and tell me that I need more vitamin C. >< I hate vegetable drinks (they opens a Clamato's for me as well). 1) Vegetable drinks don't taste good and 2) they don't quench your thirst. What's the point of a drink if it doesn't quench your thirst??

They also handed me a Nutri-Grain bar, which I reluctantly took and slupted it into my bag for later. I ate it when I got home and I was like... "Hey... this is pretty good." It was the peanut butter kind, which tasted kinda like a yogurt bar. Then I paused for a minute and the taste center of my brain said, ".......There's no way this is healthy." And sure enough, I looked at the wrapper and it said it had something like 18% saturated fat and like 7% trans fat. I threw the wrapper away, so I don't remember the numbers exactly, but it was in that ballpark. Nutri-Grain? Try Nutri-Fat!

On the same day, I was dragged into going shopping at a Chinese supermarket with aunt & uncle and it simply reminded me what it was like to be eight again: You just walk around the supermarket following your parents in vertical line formation like an obedient little duckling. You don't get to buy anything because you're eight and you don't have money, and you don't touch anything because you can't read the Chinese labelling or your parents tell you to put it back. One thing DID catch my eye though... You know how in Western supermarkets when you go to line up at the cash, they have gum and magazines and Tic-Tacs there to entice you buy? Well apparently in a Chinese supermarket, they have a Natural Sex Enhancer.... I couldn't resist; I picked it up to see what was in it. Guess what the first ingredient listed was..... Nope, you're wrong. It was "Seal Penis Powder."

...No I didn't buy it.


So, two posts ago I asked what was wrong with this sentence: "I have less than 4 items." Yes, so Jenny your reply of "I have fewer than 4 items." was what my cousin said, because apparently less is for qualitative while fewer is quantitative. I thought that was BS because what about money?? "I have less than 4 dollars." Money is quantitative! Also, what about numbers that are not integers? You can't say "I have fewer than 2.3 items." That's stupid. I don't know... just use your judgement when you use these words.

This post is long. I didn't want it to be so long. =[

Happy (Almost) New Moon.
 
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Blazers Attract Crazy People. [Jul. 11th, 2009|04:30 pm]
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...Something really weird happened the other day. I was on my way to volunteer. Supposedly, we were gonna interview someone important. I didn't know all the details, but that didn't matter to me because I was just going to be there to take photos and be a forceful presence. Ok fine. I put on my a nice shirt and blazer and off I went. I picked up a Metro at the station and waited at the platform for the subway. I got in and normally I stand because a) There are usually no seats and b) I'm not a wimp, but that day I didn't; I sat down the seat right next to the door. So I was minding my own business, doing the crossword when this guy with a big smile cuts in front of me, stopped on a dime, parked in the doorway beside me, knelt down and started peering at my crossword.....

Very awkward.. but I didn't do anything. I mean, people look over at everyone else all the time... but as I started writing, he started copying what I was writing onto his crossword. He didn't have any answers of his own; he was just copying mine. And then he started to peer over more... his head was literally a foot away from my knees.

VERY VERY awkward!! In my mind I was screaming, "Omg... omg... wtf?? What do I do? What do I do? Ok ok ok... Calm down..... Well.... He's not hurting me... He probably doesn't understand English... If I move away, he might follow me. If I put my crossword away, he might get angry and have some kind of freak breakdown... Ahhhh!! What do I do??"

So what did I do? ....Nothing.  I just let him do that for the entire subway ride, but when I reached St. George, I bolted. Luckily he didn't follow me, but damn that was freaky. Looking back now, I probably should have punched him in the face... Anyways, the strangeness didn't end there.

I waited on the top platform for the South Subway because I needed to go to Queen's Park. And as I waited... a random dude started talking to me. >< He wasn't as creepy as the last guy. We had a conversation... but it's still random... All of this happened when I was wearing my blazer...... Coincidence? I think not!!



You know the irony though? I didn't even need to dress so nicely. Turns out we weren't going to interview anyone that day. We just had a meeting ABOUT interviewing someone....
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You Cause The Rain. [Jul. 5th, 2009|08:20 pm]
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Pitter patter. I am bringing an end to my blog drought. It's been like... a month and a half of no updates from me. I had good reason to not talk of course; and that would be that my life is boring and uninteresting and lame. I seriously haven't done ANYTHING (meaningful) up until pretty much now. I finally have class now, so I can at least PRETEND to study... See, it's all about perspective. If I'm playing video games at school when I have a course then I'm procrastinating, but if I'm play video games in my underwear at home because I have nothing better to do, then it's sad.


But life is good. I get to wake up whenever I want. Eat breakfast whenever I want. Go to school whenever I want. Do volunteer stuff whenever I want. Attend classes two days a week. Attending driving lessons and hang out with my cousins one to two days a week. Take photos, Photoshop, play video games, hang out with friends... This is how a domestic summer break (i.e. no travel) should be. Relaxing, but not to the point of sheer boredom.

It's that time again... Choosing courses time. I don't have too many choices this year, but when I do, I already know what I want to take.... Except for a rather perplexing situation. I have a conflict with two required courses. I hate when that happens. So I email one of my program coordinators and he just tells me "You should have taken the course last year." Rar. If I was to take it last year, it should have been under 3d year and not 4th year. =[ I'll let you know how it turns out because it might end up that I have choice. I choose tomorrow at 9.

I went to the beach today (Jul 5) with the SS crew. I haven't been to the beach in a long while, even though I live relatively close. Tis was fun, even though planning was very poor because there was almost no communication. Really, I found that Facebook walls and events are not a substitute to old fashion talking, because people aren't obligated to reply or they don't reply fast enough and you never know which one. It impedes with planning. Boo. I'm kind of upset now because my phone either got sand in it or crushed during volleyball because certain things on it don't work anymore. The handset speaker doesn't seem to work properly because everything sounds echoy and hollow, vibrate doesn't work and certain buttons are hard to press. Sigh... but aside from that, the day was good. It ended with watermelon; what more can you ask for?

My cousin and I got into an argument on last Friday about grammar. Tell me what's wrong with this sentence: "I have less than 4 items." I'll give you the debate next post... Hopefully soon because I still want it fresh in your mind.

I have to go work on my neuro lab now.

Happy Full Moon.

My new wallpaper. No more girl in the rain.

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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2009|11:57 pm]
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Comics + Machine Gun = COMIC SUPER SPAM SPECIAL!!!!!!!























Whee.
 

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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2009|11:38 pm]
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Oh Dilbert. How I wish I was as charismatic as you...



I haven't blogged in a while. I could have done it at any time last week cause that was an off week, but I didn't. So here I am now, busy and about to enter exams completely unprepared. =D In case you want to know my schedule, I have exams 23, 27, 28, 30. The deed is also done for summer. I am currently enrolled in Synapse and Neurobiology (CSB332)... Joy. That trumped Developmental Biology, which I been eying for over an entire year, because I know someone that'll be in my class. Not that has ever stopped me from ever taken a class, but at this stage in the game and with my marks how they are, I think it's best if I play it safe than be ignorant.

Speaking of ignorant (inside humour), I am now an owner of a Minolta XG1 film SLR with a 50mm F1.7 lens (something kinda like this). This is my weak attempt to now fit in with all my pro photographer friends at SS (i.e. Alex, Jon, Jamie..). I know what you're thinking.. "Simon??? Film??? Not digital?? I'm going to jump off a bridge now." Well, let me explain.. Ultimately, I would go for a dSLR, just cause I'm nerd like that, but at the moment, I have no money. =( And while I can shell out for one, I decided that it's best if I start off and learn with something simple and cheap. I'm not gonna tell you how much I got the camera for, but it was supposedly a bargain. (Much of the credit goes to Jon, and by much I mean all.) So yea... Huzzah.

Old news: I did several presentations many weeks ago, and of the ones that I did, I'll only share one of them, simply because this was all done by me (with little to no collaboration) on Photoshop (outputted to PDF). Yea... I'm quite proud at how it turned out, although much of the stuff could have been done on Powerpoint, but it would be very painful if I did a hybrid of both Photoshop and Powerpoint (like so many others.) Here's to Noggin. You're welcome to be critical of it. I got my marks so I don't care anymore... I'd actually prefer you to be critical, actually.

Taxes Suck. Only because I didn't get much of a refund.



Carbon trading. Seemed really good in theory. Companies emiting high outputs of CO2 must compete to buy a limited amount of permits, thus encouraging clean energy. There was only one stake that needed to be driven to throw this idea all down the toilet: Economics. How could people not have anticipated something of similar nature happening? Industrial companies pretty much just slapped the government back in the face and said that it's not financially viable to develop new modern, green, clean, technologies. It seems like they're playing a GM / Crysler move and saying that if they want to be eco-friendly and keep the economy from completely collapsing they need funding. It's probably true, but it's sad to see the original idea not being implimented the way it should be. I've heard about carbon trading for a long long time now, promising me amazing things and it has to come back in an article 5 years to tell me that it's not worked. ~>=[

Hummer H3 hybrid beats Prius on its home turf. I'm very skeptical of this demo. Raser is developing plug-in hybrids (with a 4 cylinder) for light trucks and SUVs, which are apparently the most popular vehicle class in North America. The specs they claim are 100+ mpg and top speed of 90 mph. Those numbers probably won't last, because from the demo, they've only tested it in the lab on a lift. 90 mph on a lift??? ONLY??? I'm sorry, but SUVs and light trucks weigh A LOT compared to "traditional" cars, and if you think you're capturing a mass market by implementing this technology in fleet operations, I think you have some homework to do. ...The idea's not bad, but the results that they promise seem too good to be true.

People I've talked to hated this clock, but I liked it.

Uhh... Code Monkey. Everyone can relate.

....Run away!

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(no subject) [Mar. 30th, 2009|02:23 pm]
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I somehow got a cut on the back of my knee. It stings every time I take a step.... I just thought you might like to know.... No, it's not a metaphor for something to do with my feelings or anything. I have a cut. Really. Trust me...

I ended up sleeping from 5 PM to 9 AM last Friday/Saturday... 17 straight hours. My mom didn't even wake me up for dinner. =[ ..And I had nothing better to do the rest of the day than to procrastinate for a while, play video games and catch up on news. =| I just had a hell week, with 4 things due 4 days straight, so I needed the sleep. =[ I don't like it when stuff is due. It means I have to get off my lazy butt and do it. I finished one of my presentations. It went eh... I know I said I'd post up my slides, but I don't think they were that well done, cause it looked pretty much the same if I did it on ppt. The only thing it saved me was probably a small bit of time. I dunno.

The new summer course listings are out. Sigh... I usually like picking courses. It's kinda like choosing candy at the candy store. Everyone always gets so excited and happy at the idea of different courses. Like, "Really, that sounds cool!" or "I really like the material" or "I just want something easy to boost my GPA." People's expectations and enthusiasm usually gets crushed after the first week or until something is due. =[ The best that people can probably due is damage control, but it's hard to say how much better off you would've been had you chose Course B instead of Course A. I guess that's how it is for lots of stuff, not just courses, but I especially get this feeling when choosing courses.

I need a half credit 3rd/4th year CSB/HMB/EEB course for a distribution requirement. I would REALLY like to get it outta the way in summer, but as it stands there's only two viable options that both have their pros and cons:

Neurobiology of the Synapse Formation (CSB332):
Supposedly this is a relatively "easy" course. It only has 26 hours of lectures, with a marking scheme that includes a 20% quiz. =| I no like. That and I'm not that interested in the material. I get more than enough neuro than I would want from PSL350 already. Lots of people I know have taken it it though, and I might have friends in the class if I take it. There's not too much feedback for this course though, so it's difficult to gauge.

Developmental Biology (CSB328):
I would probably be better suited to take this course instead, simply because I'm more confident in my genetics skills than my neuro skills. Plus, if I take this class, I could potentially get into the 400 level developmental biology seminar, which got good ratings or do the embryonology anatomy class if I decide to in the future. Lots of cons though: there's double the amount of hours because there are tutorials, there's even less feedback or info about it and I don't know anyone's that has taken it or anyone that wants to take it with me. =(


I don't like the new MSN (Version 9.0), but not because of the new interface. I also don't like the interface, but I've managed to get used to it. No, I don't like it because it doesn't work with my little OLED read-out on my laptop. On the old version of MSN, if someone messaged me, it'd flash and show the name of the person, but the new one doesn't show the name and keeps the symbol that I have a message still on the screen after after I responded. Quite annoying. There is one thing that I do like and that they now have bullet points instead of multiple lines for people that message more than once. It's very compact and efficent. That said, I'm still probably going to downgrade. I just haven't gotten around do it because I need to uninstall and then reinstall, and I want to back-up my chat histories first.

Ok, I lied. I DO have a lot of work to do this week... It's also gonna be a pretty hellish week again. I'm gonna go and do some of it now. *Sigh* But first, links!

Inside joke amongst me and some of the guys. Warning: Profanity!

Make 'em Laugh. Don't ask me how I came across this because I don't even know. (That's a lie. I'm just not going to tell you.)

My colour is #690C00 (Dark Red). If you are #005D69, then you compliment me (...unless you're a dude.)


Wahhhh? Two comics??? oO"""


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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2009|09:54 pm]
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Don't play with springs. Not even little ones. It's kind of the same reason as not running with scissors. I was procrastinating today (Saturday), and I was playing around with this spring on my desk that came out of a ball point pen I took apart a long time ago. I compressed it down all the way and it slipped and nearly flew into my eye. If I wasn't wearing glasses, I'd probably would have been like Moe where Homer had a spring inside a can of nuts. [Sorry, I couldn't find the clip...]

Ahhh!! The prof is doing the laser pointer thing again! I don't understand!! Why does he continues to try to use his laser pointer that doesn't work?? What's even worse is that each of the sub-figures are lettered (numbered), so why can't he just explain instead of try aimlessly to point to it?

Mmm... I'm tired. I spent most of today (Friday) negotiating with my presentation group and making slides. I'm breaking the norm again: I'm not using Powerpoint. I know! Unthinkable! Instead, I'm doing it with Photoshop... =| Are you surprised? To any normal person, that would be unthinkable, but to someone that's comfortable with using it, there's a lot more control features that you wouldn't have in normal Powerpoint. I'm not going to get into the details, but I will probably post up the final versions of my presentations for the web (most likely in .ppt or .pdf) for all of you to see. I'm not trying to gloat or anything: I'll probably get 50% like I always do, but I'm sure someone would wanna see the work I do.

This story caught my eye. Apparently the online game Entropia Universe has obtained a license to be an actual bank! That means you can actually exchange real money to buy in game items like guns and armour. I dunno. On first take when I heard this I thought, "What a stupid idea." I don't play Entropia Universe and I probably never will, but I think the scariest thought is the security. This can potentially be a hacker's dream if you can GAIN money in game and withdrawal it out. On top of that, I'm not sure I like the idea of microtransaction models for a long term sustainability. Short term it might not cost much to try, but in the long term, you'd probably end up paying MORE than say $50 flat all at the start. Having a bank doesn't make these microtransactions easier - it makes them more complicated. Banks in real life (RL) are already complicated as it is.

I am in desperate need of  new wallpaper/background for my computer to replace my old winter theme. Someone do something!!

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(no subject) [Mar. 14th, 2009|11:58 pm]
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My LJ blog is now offically synced with FB. I have to me a little more careful in what I say.

This post is a little more serious and less light-hearted than usual. Nothing very interesting here.

I wanted to talk about the new Apple iPod Shuffle. Yes, in case you've been hiding under the proverbial tech-news rock for the past week, Apple announced a new iPod Shuffle that is half the size of the previous one, thinner than sheet of paper, looks like a potential choking hazard, and has only one button: the power button. How do you control your media? The play, pause, rewind and speech (Yes, speech) button (singular) is now on the headphones! Obviously, this decision has been causing quite a stir amongst tech enthusiasts, because it means you HAVE to use Apple special earphones or buy an adaptor. There's a counter argument by The Digital Home that says it's still the best value but I disagree. They player is going for $100 at Future Shop, wheras the next step up in Apple's line is the iPod Nano at ~ $150. For $50 extra, you're getting just a much greater feature set as well as a greater consumer base, which has none of the drawbacks of the Shuffle. And I'm not evening going to consider competition between other companies (i.e. Microsoft, Sandisk, etc.) When you buy a Shuffle, you're paying more for less (minimalism and brand).

Ok, I have a new theory. Batten down the hatches because I'm about to go major geek on you. I've been thinking about this one for a while now, and it's actually something practical so hear me out: I think it's actually faster to run UP stairs than to run DOWN stairs, for stairs with a moderate amount of steps. At first, that doesn't make intuitive sense because you think you would get tired going up steps than down. That's true, but in general, that's only happens for a LARGE amount of steps. Meanwhile, the speed at which you go down I predict is actually LIMITED by your body's positioning, because as you go faster, your tendenacy would be to lean more forward (like running) and if you do that too much, you'll be more likely to topple over and fall. Also, in running up steps, you can run up two or more steps at a time because that is dependent on your leg length and leg strength whereas it's more difficult to step two or more DOWN because if you step to far down, your body will lean forward too much again and you risk falling. It's a very tricky balance. The counter point to that is as you increase your stroke going up, you decrease speed. People with lower centers of gravity/mass should have a greater advantage going down steps, where the converse should be true for people going up steps. I'm in the process of testing this theory with myself and the stairs at Coxwell station. I've only crudely timed myself going up though. The problem is that if I try to race myself down, I subconciously tend to jump down flights, which screws up the theory. =| I'm taking nerding to the extreme.

Mmm.. That's all for today.
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(no subject) [Mar. 13th, 2009|08:39 pm]
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Happy second Friday the 13th in a row: February AND March. This is a first I've ever seen. It probably means there is going to be a massive amount of energy inserted from... somewhere... into our local solar system, which will cause a separation of our gravitational potential with the sun, causing the planet to freeze over and kill everything, including YOU! ...Sorry, I got kind of carried away with what I "learned" from my thermodynamics assignment. Stupid virial theorem. You ruin everything! ~>=[

I don't know what it is about Physiology (PSL350) that calls me out to blog while I'm in class. We're in a different room today, and we have to sit near the front because that's were all the plugs are; stupid power hungry laptop. We have various profs for this class, and this one today has a very heavy french accent. I can't understand him. Rho sounds like grow. >< Aside from that, there's also a trend I'm seeing this year. Every prof seems to have a broken laser pointer in their pocket and when it doesn't work, they pretend that it works and points it around on the screen. The problem is... WE CAN'T SEE IT!!! Rarr!

Jon pulled me out of retirement to play Counter Strike, which is what I have been doing (religiously) for the past two week. It's kinda sad actually. It's like taking up smoking after you successfully quit.... God it feels so good.

No I kid. To be honest, it feels pretty much exactly the same, and my skill level is on par if not better. I still only play cs_office or fy_iceworld exclusively only, and I think my battle sense awareness has gotten a lot better since last time. I'm not as aggressive as I once was, and I figured out the general pattern for AWPers in Iceworld. I'm especially happy with the last point since now I can successfully find routes to navigate around them and force the action. Huzzah. Yes, I know you don't care. I'll play probably until my GPA goes to rock bottom and starts dipping past 1.0.

Who thinks I should import my LJ Blog into Facebook (Friends Only)?

I wanted to post something earlier, but I've been either busy or lazy. And I think I'll probably go now to be.... busy and/or lazy. Try to guess which one.

Ah what the hell, two comics (Don't tell your mother):


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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2009|10:34 am]
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This is another quicky. I'm sitting in molecular mammalian physiology (PSL350) class right now, using one part of my brain to absorb the material and the other to write this and MSN with Steph, who's sitting right beside me, and looking around the class for hot girls... We're learning about how to culture embryonic stem cells. It's a pretty simple class (so far), in case people who type in the course code and come to my blog hoping for a review.

Lalala. I don't really have anything to say. I came up with a hypothesis about sleeping and the number of blankets. I explained to my mom early one morning and her head exploded... then she started yelling at me and questioned my education. =( I'll refrain from telling you it, on fear that I'll get laughed at or yelled at again.

Rarr.

Happy New Moon!

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(no subject) [Feb. 19th, 2009|08:35 pm]
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Spam has been invading into my comic RSS feeds. Not cool. =(

I was talking to Jon today, who is also a fellow trigger-happy, weapon and war theorist and something cross my mind today. It all started when we were talking about futuristic military weapon systems where they promise ridiculous numbers like 500% more lethality, 10000 rounds a second or something of that nature. So after a while, I said... "So, if all our weapons (specifically targeting the U.S.) are getting exponentially better, how come the length of wars are longer?"

Think about it. If there are such things as GPS guided bombs, calibars that will go tank plating and grenades that will bring down buildings, how come the "war" in Iraq and Afghanistan are taking twice as long as actual historical wars where people had to make use of guns made of wood and fires like... 10 rounds a minute. It doesn't make sense, and it's bothering me, because it shakes the core foundation of the principal on progression. I know that it's not like the old days where a war was where two sides literally stood on opposite sides of a flat field and just held the trigger button until someone surrenders, but come on....

The only explaination I can think of is that people are getting stupider. Except for me of course. =]
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(no subject) [Feb. 12th, 2009|04:45 am]
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Woot. You girls are pretty damn lucky for a guy like me to like you so much as to post twice in the same week. Anyways, this one's a quicky, because it's 5:22 AM and I'm at Robarts library doing what I do best, which is cramming over a month's worth of work into a single night, and just to update you, I'm making pretty good time if i do say so myself. I started my 5% formal lab report at 12:30 AM and I'm already up to observations/discussions. Anyways, that's not what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about squirrels. Oh, and elephants, just because just remembered I heard something funny today.

If you don't know, I believe that next to humans and apes, squirrels are the smartest animals around and that once humanity and ape-anity dies, squirrels will dance and frolic on our graves. You probably already heard the story of how I thought a squirrel fell into a garbage can and got trapped, only to come back out with a french fry in it's hand, or how another one went into the garbage compartment of a large trash... collection... thing... and came out the recycling compartment. Well, on my way to school I saw a squirrel to day that ran down a bunch of steps on stairs of a fire escape and then drank from a puddle.

I was sitting with Melissa this morning (I left in the afternoon to go home and sleep and then came back to school in the evening), and her friend Laura was talking about this Mythbusters episode where they were trying to see whether or not elephants were actually afraid of mice. Well, according to her, they what they did was apparently put a mouse into a piece of elephant dung and then turned it over and the mouse crawled out, which made all the elephants scared and run off. Then they tried it with a regular piece of dung with no mouse in it and nothing happened.

=| .... Ok, listen up kiddies. This is a lesson in BAD experimental design. Firstly, I don't know about you, but if something small, fast and scamperry came out of my dung, I'd probably be really scared too. Secondly, they didn't try any other small, tiny creatures like a duck or a porcupine or a fluffy kitten.

I thought Mythbusters was somewhat credible, but I guess not. =[



Back to work

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(no subject) [Feb. 10th, 2009|02:26 am]
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I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to post random stuff that nobody cares, but I will force them to read anyways because I think it will do them good. =D Here I go!

Old news first: A couple of weeks ago, I got my first biophysics assignment and I on it was this question: "How many houses does the tooth fairy visit each night." At first I thought that was a trick question like, "The tooth fairy doesn't exist", but no; I actually came out with a number. Think about it for a second, because the answer isn't actually that simple.

Here was my full solution )

Needless to say, I got the mark.


You know when sometimes you get cravings for stuff? ....You do know, right? Like how girls have cravings for sweet treats all the time? Well, for gamer nerds like me, we sometimes wanna sit down some quiet Friday night and play some type of wacky genre that no one cares about. As is the case with Galactic Civilizations II: Twilight of the Arnor... not to be confused with Twilight the book, movie, action figures or trading cards (its only a matter of time) that all the little girls with their raging female hormones are so into nowadays.

So what's so cravey about GalCiv2? Well, at the time, I felt like playing an RTS. You know, something with tanks and little men and fighter jets all starting from different corners of the world and apocolyptically clash in the middle, where you play as an overhead omnipotent being that controls all the smiting that goes on. GalCiv2 is not that. It's... kind... of.... slower..... than.... that. It's a turn based strategy game... it's kinda like chess, where you sit there for hours and analyze your next move, and then the move after that and then the move after that. It's pretty deterministic and the only challenge up until now is that I know the game is bigger than me.

What do I mean by that? Well, macroscopically it's a very straight forward game. You start off as some race/faction in the universe and your goal is to dominate the universe. But wait, you don't just have to crush the enemy.. instead, you can win by creating alliances with them or you can spend lots and lots of money to convince other races that yours is the best and somehow they all side with you, or you can spend even more money and research... a LOT. Ultimately, there's a lot to do every turn.. lots of variables... lots of negotiating with AI computers which can be very dumb or very frustrating.

So from a critical standpoint, is it any good? I mean, every major game review site has given it at LEAST 8 out of 10. Well, I don't know... I've only played on the beginner and normal difficulty because I'm scared that if I go any higher the computer will somehow wipe me out in 5 turns, which I think they can do because on the first campaign map, there was this enemy ship on the first turn that had a weapon rating of 128 and 28 shields (I think it's a glitch). The max I've EVER gotten was 9 and 3. =| It's not so much of a game to have fun as opposed to a game where you like to sit, think for a bit, click around and see what happens next. While almost everything is theoretically deterministic, there's a point where there's too many factors to process. If you're a perfectionist like me, it's very unsettling to know that there's an optimal way to crush all 8 of your enemies in 5 turns by some weird build order you've never thought of, but because you're human and you have emotions, and intuition, you can only win in 3000 turns. =( Of course they tell you that there's no right or wrong way to play, but that's only true if you don't have a life. The game takes a really, really long time and I probably researched and waited a lot more than I needed to. I played a tiny galaxy and that took like..... half a day to achieve victory (by conquest). They say you would probably need to spread it out over several weeks or months for a large galaxy, but I don't wanna play a single game for a month when I could potentially lose. It did however keep me entertained and amused for several days as I tried to figure out how to invade planets and how trading routes worked an such.

I guess this makes me a bit of a hypocrite. After all, I did say I wanted to try something different, and now that I did, it reminds me why the genre is not that popular. It's not the game's fault that it's boring; I can sympathize with it. I can't say that it also wasn't thought out or badly designed, because some geek clearly sat there for probably years in his mom's basement and made it. I can see the appeal, but I'm probably just not cut out for TBS. Maybe if I play it a bit more it'll grow on me; at least up until the next review I do, which I know will probably be the RTS Sins of a Solar Empire, also made by Stardock.



The most random thing happened to me last Friday. I was coming back from the physics building and I cut through the chem building on my way to SS. As I got near the door leading out, the brown dude cut in front of me and came to a sudden stop at the door, forcing me to stop. Then out of the blue, he yelled out (quite loudly) "Simon!" and I just said... "umm.. yes?" He turned around and looked me in the eyes for 2 seconds and said my name again. I followed that up with, "I'm sorry, do I know you?" Then this chinese dude cuts in front of us... turns out his name was Simon too. As we all got a laugh when we were leaving, the brown dude said, "You see, this is why I think God exists." LOL.

I've been meaning to advocate this Firefox extension for a while. Normally I don't comment on plug-ins because they're very individual, subjective, buggy, non-intuitive, pointless, or overused. I could start listing a bunch of bad examples, but I won't. Instead I'll tell you about this little gem I found, and this was EXACTLY what I was looking for at the time. If you use the internet for research, or looking for notes or something, you've always wanted a highlighting app, but not just a highlighting app. A key specification is that it needs to remember your highlights on the page, so that if you ever go back to it, your highlights will still be there. And of course, It needs to be functional, efficient and customizable. Introducing Wired-Marker. It's a bit complex at first because it uses a folder system, but once you understand how to set up folders, it's pretty usable and I found myself highlighting notes and pages for course work lately, specifically highlight pages on Wikipedia to snap to points quickly. It's bookmarking and highlighting on steroids. Really, if you need an internet highlighting system, definitely check it out.

I need some random inputs for me to generate some ideas. Someone throw spew out some random inanimate objects!

Remember those cute little turret robots from Portal? There's this real life robot that kinda reminds me of it that can play pong!

Would you ever wear this?

I was job hunting several weeks ago, and applying to multiple places and I'm sad because not only do I rejections, I don't even get a response. =( Shouldn't it be at least a bit courteous to tell you you're rejected? ...I don't know. Probably not. I'm just frustrated that if I can't even compete to get a part-time job, how will I get a real job?

Scrabble.

Happy Belated Full Moon.

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I've been meaning to put this comic up for weeks. Dilbert got fired!! =O



I am very busy to say the least at the moment, but I haven't updated this stupid thing in a long time, and so I'll just say BLAH now and I'll hopefully have something longer to say next time. This is more of a reminder for me rather than foreshadowing for you, I'll probably have a new game to talk about, complain about school for a bit, talk about the tooth fairy, maybe Winterlicious... I dunno. I'll see.

To Do:
PHY346 Assignment Due Thursday
PHY225 Assignment Due Thursday (On extended time)
PHY351 Assignment Due Friday
PHY252 Assignment Due Friday
PSL350 Term Test Next Tuesday
PHY225 Formal Report Due Next Thursday
PHY225 Machining Workshop Next Thursday
PHY346 Term Test Next Thursday


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I'll get to a year-end review later, but for now, recent news!

Another Christmas (/ Holiday) has come and gone, with emphasis on the latter; for me at least. The point of Christmas is to get hyped up the two weeks before the actual date that when it arrives, you'll hopefully have been so caught up in the hype that it doesn't matter how Christmas actually goes. I'm sure this is where I exercise the cliched line, "It's not the destination, it's the journey". I mean think about it... When you were little, you probably were just head over heels at even the idea of Christmas. Yes well, maybe it's just me having all my exams the week before, but I didn't have a chance to get hyped up. ...Actually, I'm sure it's not me because where the hell are all the Christmas light decorations outside everyone's houses when I walk home? Everyone got lazy and didn't put them up. =| Boo.

I have another rant: Mothers wheeling strollers inside crowded malls. Seriously, I kept getting clipped while I was boxing day shopping. It's not like I was walking slow either because everyone else in front of me was walking slow. Rarr.

I found these "earbuds" conceptually very quirky cool. I would never buy them though.

This article titled "Why are there so few female chess grandmasters" caught my eye. I got it off of Not Exactly Rocket Science, but it was reported in New Scientist too. They tried to generalize it to why there are so few female engineers and scientists. Of course, they hypothesized that differences in gender amongst high IQ individuals split into different fields of interest and that women are somehow inferior to men. However, their actual justification is that there simply aren't that many female chess grandmasters is because there aren't any females that play chess, and so statistically, men are for sure going to dominate. =| That's kind of the no-brainer answer; plus, it doesn't get down to the roots of why there aren't any women who play chess to begin with. And I'm sure this can't be generalized to fields of science and engineering beause there are just as many females as there are to males in the field; It's not like chess where the number of men outnumber women 99 to 1. It can't just be a game of numbers; I'm sure it's more sinisterly complex than that.

Speaking of chess, Colman tried to teach me Shogi (Japanese Chess) this week. This game is mad complex, because not only do you have different pieces that all move differently, but as soon as each piece crosses a certain line on the board, they move behave differently. And to make it even more freakish strategy and more possible moves, if you capture an opponents piece, you can slam down anywhere on the board and use it to do your own bidding. I literally had to sit there for many minutes contemplating all my possible moves and trying to decipher the Japanese to make sure I wasn't confusing a gold knight from a silver knight or a bishop for a rook. I got those two confused and it cost me the game. =[

And finally before I talk smack about 2008, and while I'm on the subject of games, I got my GRID; some racing game. Lawrence turned me on to it, and I don't know how he does it, but this game is also mad hard. -_-" It has realistic crash and contact physics and just to make you regret that has tire walls, grass and gravel traps that cause explosions and spin outs. It'll seriously bite your head off if you make the mistake of not braking early enough into a corner. I don't know how well this speaks to the game or how badly it speaks for my skill, but I can't even turn off the traction control or the ABS or the stability control and make the car move how I want it. =| Yea... it's hard, but it's a pretty fun game once you get the hang of it.



If no one's going to say it, I will: 2008 sucked. Probably the biggest stinker is the economic news that's been on the minds of everyone for the last quarter of the year, and while it hasn't directly affected me, I'm sure it has for someone else. That's not to say that I'm not having money troubles. =[ And even when I wanna drown myself in interests that I hold dear to my heart, such as video games, hockey and technology and car news [It's another thing to analyze the numbers to death], even all that's disappointing. Maybe I'm expecting to much of everything, but they can't say there's no room for improvement or innovation because if I can think up something, then there's room.

You know who has had a great year though? Apple. I swear, it's getting pretty damn close to be world dictators; brainwashing everyone to carry an iPod in one hand, hold an iPhone in another and type on a Macbook with their toes. This year, they saw the iPhone soar to being the most popular handset amongst World consumers, knocking the Motorola Razr from the top stop. That sounds about right considering how many Razrs there were in the world and how many iPhones there are now. Apple must be pretty happy with themselves. I mean, if I was Steve Jobs I would probably be doing the same thing: swimming in my pools of money, cackling evilishly in the background and plotting how to make the next wave of unsuspecting consumers do my bidding. Yes I understand where he's coming from. Just pardon me if I'm not going to be one of those consumers.

Another company that has the world kneeling down is Nintendo. I think if you were to become a maniacical ninja and steal all the DSes and Wiis from all the sleeping children of the world and stopped production of new ones, over half of the children waking up would commit suicide: the effect would be that drastic. And how have they done that? How have they captured the attention of the world and managed to maintain it? When I heard about two years ago when the Wii was announced it said it would be an affordable, motion sensitive, revolutionary platform, I was on board with the idea. I was even more intriqued when reviewers proclaimed that it had the great potential for new game concepts. Instead, there has been no innovation, and no sucess from third-party developers on the Wii. It's quite sad, when I think it can do more than just play Wii Sports and could rival the popularity of the DS, but it's not. I want to see a complete break out because I know there's a niche for a new clean, (clean in the sense that the limited graphics will still fair the game nicely) innovative, exclusive title with undoubtly intutitive controls that has the appeal to not just individuals with an 8 year old mind.

One thing that has gone positively for me is my drawing series. ^^ It's been about two years since the start of the thing and is had a lot of positive responses, coming to such a conclusion because no one has threatened to kill me if i don't stop making them yet so if you have beef about it, please do tell me. I know I haven't made many lately, the latest being this one, but only because I having really been thinking about it or planning them out. Maybe I should make one before the holiday ends.

Here's something I didn't have a chance to talk about on Livejournal: The US Elections. I still won't talk directly about it because it's over with and I really don't have much to say about it. What I DO want to talk about is an argument I think I started with my SS group about how I don't think the world is ready for a hot female politician (of important position). It really just boils down to one word really: maturity. And to be honest, it only took one person to make me formulate such an opinion: Sarah Palin. Now, I don't find her hot. I for one, would not make a porno entitled "Nailin' Palin" [It's an actual porno btw, and no I haven't seen it]. But just because I don't think she's hot, doesn't mean the rest of the United States doesn't and isn't willing to be civilized about it. I want to see more female politicians of higher position. It's just a shame that I know others probably won't take it seriously. And of course, congratulations to Mr. Obama.

Here's a question. What do you think has gotten to be probably the biggest buzz word this year? ....Green. I'm happy about that. It's nice to see see innovation sway the way of trying to be more eco-friendly and eco-conscious - and all it needed was for gas being $5 a gallon. In fact, at one point I thought about it being a good world catalyst to NOT drop gas prices and force people to step out of their cars and move the way to public transportation and develop something more efficient. With prices finally coming down though, lets just hope people are still being eco-conscious. I think the next frontier is for people to be power-conscious.. and bandwidth-conscious. Not yet, but soon.

I think I touched on the major things I wanted to. This entry is getting way too long. So I shall stop.

And as always, Happy New Moon.
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Merry Christmas!

...And for those of you that don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Generic Winter Festivities!
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Huh? Survey? )
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'This is EXACTLY like my room and my relationship with my mom:



Wow. It's been over a month since I posted something. =| Probably because my life since has been pretty mundane, and if I posted regularly it would be filled with whining and complaining about school. It's been pretty much the same weekly routine: Go to school, hang out in the lounge, come home, sleep maybe, repeat.

Now to talk about two things that I heart dearly: Photoshop and Video Games. I went to my cousin's last week because he said he "obtained" a copy of Photoshop CS4, and a long with that he gave me Left 4 Dead. So I took a weekend/week to review what they're like and let me tell you what I think about them:

They suck.

Maybe, just I'm being slightly mean. But only slightly. Lets start with Photoshop. There are so many little things that annoy me about CS4 compared to CS3 that they all add up to the worst experience I had with Photoshop in a long time. Even at preview screenshots of the thing I could tell that I wasn't going to like it. It's gotten all sleeky-smoothy, which I don't like. I don't get it. Why are newer and newer applications getting rid of the name bar above the menu bar? Google Chrome has the same thing and from a Window's user, I just think that it's alienating. =[ They've implemented a new tab system, but if you know me, you'll know that I don't like tabs at all. It is particularly frustrating in CS4 because if you maximize your tab, it'll go full screen, covering up the panels. That's just bad design. >=[ The panels also don't stay in the correct position. If I change the length of a panel box, it won't stay that way the next time I start up Photoshop again. WHY??? You did that on CS3!! The new adjustment's panel is also very very redundant. Adjustments shouldn't take up half my side panel, and it's not like it didn't have it's own little place before. And finally, the most disappointing thing that I've come across is their new GPU acceleration system. The main problem is that it's just WAY too sluggish for the type of work that I do. When I go to make brush stokes, they don't stoke in real time. There's a bit of a lag. I'm sure it's not just a problem that my computer's having because people that have quad cores have the same problem. Of course, I can always turn GPU acceleration off, but then I don't take advantage of their new navigation features which are they ONLY thing that I like, and then I think that I'm not going to use my GPU, then whats the point of having it in CS4? The other new thing that people are all the rage for is content aware scaling, but to be honest, I'm not that thrilled for it. It's kind of a niche feature that if you know your way around Photoshop, you've managed to get by without it and it's clunky to operate with everything else not working the way you want it to.

Overall, to me, it just feels like an unfinished product and things haven't been practically thought through. For now, I'm just going to stick with CS3 as my everyday Photoshop for it's speed and ergonomics, while having CS4 for special situations.


And now, Left 4 Dead. I made predictions during E3 that this was going to do really well on ratings and stuff, and it did. But now that I played it, I don't think it deserves a score that high. At least, not from the single player experience. From the technical standpoint, it's very unique with a new dynamical, progressive enemy generation system. It works, but unfortunately, it's doesn't make that big of a deal because all the enemies attack and traverse the terrain in the same and make all the encounters eventually feel mundane. I suppose it gives it some reply value, but I'm not playing it because the experience feels different, but to try to get my time down and accuracy up, which is unstandardizable because the enemies spawn randomly. Also, I don't like how my stupid computer allies can't lead or use grenades. This being a Valve game though, it at least has very snappy controls and... ok guns. I dunno, I'm not happy with the gun selection but at least what is there all feel very distinctive. They don't feel very situational though compared to other games because when enemies only need 1-3 hits to kill them, it doesn't really matter (unless you have a preference) of using a smg vs. a shotgun vs. a sniper. Going in, I had high expectations. If there was someone that was even close to making me satisfied, it would be Valve. I wanted to be the best thing since sliced bread, but it just simply isn't. Ho hum.



It's exam time. I don't have exams this week, but I have three next week; two on the same day to me more precise. =[ I'm not looking forward to it and I won't talk about it further.

What with crappy automotive news everywhere, I don't see why people haven't thought of this sooner.

And this. Green seems to be such the way to go these days. If you're not eco-friendly anymore, you're not cool.

Mmm... I bought this on eBay last week. It's pretty good. It does what I wanted it to do, which was to protect my cellphone screen.




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[Oct 15]
I am taking a break from studying. Also, it's a Full Moon, so to continue the tradition that I arbitrary made up that I must announce and blog when it's some phase of the moon, Happy Full Moon!

Today's mission seemed simple: Go to school, spend several hours on a problem set, study for extracellular matrix and pathology midterm tomorrow. The result: Spent the ENTIRE day working on the problem set and studying now. =| O. And I made more doodles. See, I've been making doodle characters of people in our little (big) lounge group. And everyone is, at least, finding them... interesting. Some people say that they look nothing like their doodles and others can guess who everyone is right away. Mainly because most people focus on the hairstyles but I ASSURE you, I take many variables into consideration even though it's just a circle, two lines for eyes and a hair style. I do measurements of peoples faces and chin curvatures and eye size and eye size relativity when I do them. I don't just draw randomly! Rarr. Look for a post of it sometime in the future when I finish the whole set of everyone.

I don't know why, but the topic of weather came up in our random lounge discussions today, and I shared my opinion about theory of weather and how I determine what kind of day it's going to be:

Rule 1) If it's a nice day today, it will be a nice day tomorrow. If it is a nice day tomorrow, it will be a nice day the day after that.
Rule 2) If it's a bad day today, it will be a bad day tomorrow. If it is a bad day tomorrow, it will be a bad day the day after that.
Rule 3) If it s a nice day today, but it suddenly became a bad day tomorrow, it will be a bad day the day after that until the next nice day, in which case, it will be a nice day the day after that.
Rule 4) Weather does not matter at night.

Why do I follow this methodology? Because firstly, it follows MOST general sequential trends of high pressure and low pressure systems as well as track the moods of people affected by local weather; isn't it a "bad day" at work or something when it rains nonstop for 20 hours? And secondly, it's consistent and simple; how do you trust a weatherman that arbitrary says it will rain tomorrow but it will clear and sunny the day after that, but rain the day after that? I think you'd be more likely to expect it to rain on all three days. It'd be easier to.

[Oct 21 8:33 AM]
I HAVEN'T HAD A COFFEE FOR OVER 5 DAYS! POSSIBILY A LOT MORE. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW LONG. I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE.

[11:18 AM]
*sip*
Better now.

Lets talk about the Leafs, because I am in need of a distraction while making my aid sheet for a test tomorrow. I managed to catch the game on Saturday against the Penguins. It was the first time I saw a Leafs game in a long long time and well.. they played like I would expect them to. It was pretty sloppy defense and goaltending. Leafs are lacking in offense and dead on special teams. They don't have players that are willing to get into the slot and hop on a rebound or anything, except for possibly Antropov (as much as we all hate him), Ponikarovsky and Hagman who would have some presence. I do like to see the rookie defense pair of Schenn and Frogen though. It's nice to have some rookies to step up on the ice time and for the Leafs to say "Yes, this is gonna be our defence line of the future." It doesn't matter whether or not they're any good. What matters is that they get experience and play together consistent. They remind me kinda like the Kaberle-McCabe pairing several years ago. It's too bad that when Jeff Finger comes back, they're gonna either be split or play on a third line.

[Oct 23]
My cousin Bill asked me to get him another song again. =| It's pretty good though (I'm a sucker for duets) except for one aspect. I think you girls will appreciate it more than I did. Maybe one of you can explain it to me.

I found this very clever. You probably won't get it. You know the Blue Screen of Death for Windows Computers? Yes well, the Red Ring of Death is analogous for Xbox 360 systems. Scariness.

I will go and study now.
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I don't know what to say. Every time I think "Gosh.. It's been a while since I updated LJ. I should write something." I don't know what to write about. In case you haven't realized, school has been taking up much of my time. Maybe too much. I'm quite tired of the same routine everyday. Wake up at 8. Get to school by 10 (Unless it's Thursday, in which case I need to be there at 9). Listen to old people that think they're smarter than me talk for an hour or two. Wipe the look of sincere interest off my face as soon as I leave the room. Head to the lounge to see people and listen to random antics since the wifi is always down. Do homework or assignments or study (There's always something to do). Wait until it's time to go home.

And then wonder why I don't have anything to write about. I don't want to be boring. =(

I think today was the first time I had to employ long division of polynomials in university for marks! =O I can't remember any other time I had to use it, and I went through a bunch of math courses. I thought the technique was dead and my grade 7 math training went to waste. Stupid quantum for making me remember how to do it.

Everybody seems to be talking about some economical/financial crisis somewhere down in the States and how it's gonna snowball into Canada and how we're all gonna be doomed; so I'll talk about it too: I don't understand it. =|

I saw this Graphics Tablet being sold online at Woot today for ~40 dollars. I was actually gonna consider getting it since it'd be very good value, but no. For one thing, it's not a Wacom. I don't really care about brand names really, but I saw one video review of it and it looked way to plasticy and cheap. Another is that there's not enough documentation about it. If it doesn't work or breaks down, I'd have nowhere to turn to. The other turn off is that they don't have any buttons on the thing, where other tablets usually do. I don't know what they're for, but I assume something important.

My cousin told me about this site. Or rather, he told me about how Garfield comics are apparently funnier without Garfield. So apparently there's a site dedicated to removing Garfield out of the comics he's in with Jon to emphisize his "...losing battle against loneliness and depression..." I like Garfield though.

Huzzah! I just got an e-mail that says I'm a new layout associate for the Journal of Undergraduate Life Sciences (JULS). =D Now I can actually say I'm in a club and that I do something important in it, and not just leech on free food and pick up girls (Not that I do that to begin with, but I'm sure some people actually do). The only issue is that I need to learn how to use InDesign. =|

(8) Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (8)

I broke even back at 85% a couple of days ago on Freecell.

Happy Turkey Day!
 

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